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28 June 2005, 10:33 AM
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F**k off tree huggers
Well I've gone and done it and bought a BMW X5 3.0 D sport 
54 reg with every optional extra going. Still a bit stunned I parted with that much cash but ho hum we only live once. My son is looking forward to watching Digital TV in the back
54 reg with every optional extra going. Still a bit stunned I parted with that much cash but ho hum we only live once. My son is looking forward to watching Digital TV in the back
28 June 2005, 10:37 AM
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An X5, really classy. You'll be the envy of all the scabby football moms and would be gangstas. For the real no class scumbag look add stupidly oversized alloys with liquorice strip rubber.
28 June 2005, 03:42 PM
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I will not use the indicators As every driver knows I will own the road not give a hoot about anyone else move straight to the third lane of the motorway and not budge until it is time to leave and make damn sure I cut a few cars up on the way And I also give my word that I have never dinged another car and have no intention of starting now.
BMW may not let me have the car on Saturday when they see me in paint stained T Shirt and shorts
As every driver knows I will own the road not give a hoot about anyone else move straight to the third lane of the motorway and not budge until it is time to leave and make damn sure I cut a few cars up on the way And I also give my word that I have never dinged another car and have no intention of starting now.BMW may not let me have the car on Saturday when they see me in paint stained T Shirt and shorts
28 June 2005, 06:09 PM
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I will not use the indicators As every driver knows I will own the road not give a hoot about anyone else move straight to the third lane of the motorway and not budge until it is time to leave and make damn sure I cut a few cars up on the way And I also give my word that I have never dinged another car and have no intention of starting now.
BMW may not let me have the car on Saturday when they see me in paint stained T Shirt and shorts
As every driver knows I will own the road not give a hoot about anyone else move straight to the third lane of the motorway and not budge until it is time to leave and make damn sure I cut a few cars up on the way And I also give my word that I have never dinged another car and have no intention of starting now.BMW may not let me have the car on Saturday when they see me in paint stained T Shirt and shorts
Us Mercedes Benz drivers on the other hand ACTUALLY DO own it
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28 June 2005, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DrunkenPikie
An X5, really classy. You'll be the envy of all the scabby football moms and would be gangstas. For the real no class scumbag look add stupidly oversized alloys with liquorice strip rubber.
29 June 2005, 08:12 AM
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So it will beat an Impreza so ******* what? I don't own one of those either. I don't like tacky rally reps or school run 4x4's. Both are for people at the bottom of the foodchain. One step up from a mollusc.
I also reckon the paint stained clothing will be ideal for the X5, it's a vehicle for people pretending to be something they aren't. Can't think of a car with a worse image apart from an old impreza with a tea tray spoiler and graphics.
Oh and before I get the "what are you doing on an Impreza owner BBS" comments, I'll tell you, because I can, so smoke it.
I also reckon the paint stained clothing will be ideal for the X5, it's a vehicle for people pretending to be something they aren't. Can't think of a car with a worse image apart from an old impreza with a tea tray spoiler and graphics.
Oh and before I get the "what are you doing on an Impreza owner BBS" comments, I'll tell you, because I can, so smoke it.
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29 June 2005, 09:36 AM
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Each to their own and yes it will be used on the school run. As for prentending to be something I'm not what am I trying to be ?
29 June 2005, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by DrunkenPikie
So it will beat an Impreza so ******* what? I don't own one of those either. I don't like tacky rally reps or school run 4x4's. Both are for people at the bottom of the foodchain. One step up from a mollusc.
I also reckon the paint stained clothing will be ideal for the X5, it's a vehicle for people pretending to be something they aren't. Can't think of a car with a worse image apart from an old impreza with a tea tray spoiler and graphics.
Oh and before I get the "what are you doing on an Impreza owner BBS" comments, I'll tell you, because I can, so smoke it.
I also reckon the paint stained clothing will be ideal for the X5, it's a vehicle for people pretending to be something they aren't. Can't think of a car with a worse image apart from an old impreza with a tea tray spoiler and graphics.
Oh and before I get the "what are you doing on an Impreza owner BBS" comments, I'll tell you, because I can, so smoke it.
29 June 2005, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother_Will
Do not feed the trolls lol
Good for you quite a good car with the choicest engine and all the kit you will have not trouble selling it when you want too.
Good for you quite a good car with the choicest engine and all the kit you will have not trouble selling it when you want too.
29 June 2005, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by SKYMAN
Whoops.....I forgot the golden rule. Memo to self - I must not be drawn by sad, misinformed *******s!
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29 June 2005, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby-Doo
If I purchased a twin axle caravan would you be envious then ?
I'm called drunken pikie 'cos I don't like scumbag caravan dwellers you dumb ****.
29 June 2005, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by DrunkenPikie
Following the same logic I presume you are a dumb *** fat cartoon dog coward?
I'm called drunken pikie 'cos I don't like scumbag caravan dwellers you dumb ****.
I'm called drunken pikie 'cos I don't like scumbag caravan dwellers you dumb ****.
29 June 2005, 07:26 PM
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Well I'd look at an X5 with twin axled caravan and be envious.
That would be about £65k's worth new.
An X5 would not be my choice, I'd take the Toureg but the X5 is still a fine car.
Oh and I'd also have a Fleetwood Heritage 640EB 
PMSL at some Impreza drivers calling the image of the X5. Unfurtunately, now days to most of the driving public a Scoob=max power chav.
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That would be about £65k's worth new.
An X5 would not be my choice, I'd take the Toureg but the X5 is still a fine car.
Oh and I'd also have a Fleetwood Heritage 640EB
PMSL at some Impreza drivers calling the image of the X5. Unfurtunately, now days to most of the driving public a Scoob=max power chav.
Cheers
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29 June 2005, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DrunkenPikie
Following the same logic I presume you are a dumb *** fat cartoon dog coward?
I'm called drunken pikie 'cos I don't like scumbag caravan dwellers you dumb ****.
I'm called drunken pikie 'cos I don't like scumbag caravan dwellers you dumb ****.
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I bought the clever X5 - the 530D Touring. Not bling, not footballers wivestastic, but a much better drive.
You do drive you car, don't you? I'd hate to think you just croooze past shop windows admirin' yo' bitchin' ride.
You do drive you car, don't you? I'd hate to think you just croooze past shop windows admirin' yo' bitchin' ride.
29 June 2005, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by DrunkenPikie
Following the same logic I presume you are a dumb *** fat cartoon dog coward?
I'm called drunken pikie 'cos I don't like scumbag caravan dwellers you dumb ****.
I'm called drunken pikie 'cos I don't like scumbag caravan dwellers you dumb ****.
