J4CKO

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Was tootling down the bypass the other day (in an ancient Peugeot 106) and had a TT stuck to my bumper at 75/80 mph, was overtaking in the outside lane so I though that I would let the faster car through once I got past the box van, only fair I as I hate it when in a quick car if held up by some **** in a shed, anyway, didnt get chance as the d1ck went through on the inside and back out in fron causing me to brake heavily and nearly bounce of the armco.

So I flash him and he gives me the bird, I give it back and follow him through traffic, not after aggro but the maneuver needed some comment, get alongside and he has wound his window down and is shouting, 'get out of your f*cking car', I thought that getting out might be a bad idea as I was due elsewhere and having a punch up with a TT driver might delay me so I just let him give me the abuse and get his blood pressure up.

He carried on for a bit, calling me allsorts, me ignoring it until he decided he wasnt going to get any reaction (apart from me blowing a kiss which he really didnt like), he got a gap in the traffic and tore off to turn right and managed to hit the kerb, gave it a right clout probably ruining the wheel and knocking the tracking out, surprised he didnt follow me to batter me because it was my fault.

Why do people get so irate ?

The_Gza

Perhaps he needed to empty his colostomy bag?

gso

lol...the perfect touch.... blow a kiss at them!!!

what a ******!!!!!!! (not you...the TT driver)

I wudnt be worried if you did get out he'd probably slap your wrists and tell you off!

paulwrxboro

Well im not suprised dident you know http://www.personalcreations.com/est...t/P0028637.jpg

zoog

TT drivers usually carry weapons in the footwell - handbags - so you were wise not to scrap him.

J4CKO

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Thing is, he didnt look like the stereotype you portray, he really wanted a roadside punch up, maybe he is employed by Audi to give the TT a more aggressive edge.

Blowing a kiss really does confuse them though.

scoobynutta555

Ah the old blowing a kiss routine. I use it too, works a treat, it REALLY winds them up to another level

Trem

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I like the kiss blowing technique. It could turn a bit messy if us kiss blowers ever fall out with each other though.

I hope you guys carry condoms!

Jamo

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number one gay car in the uk, now comes with free hairdressing kit for every new one bought audi titty, you gotta love it

mynickers

He was probably running late for an expensive consultation to get his manhood enlarged by a plastic surgeon.

I have had loads of experiences like this, it's quite amuzing sometimes.

You could do some great TV / Candid camera stuff, naming and shaming, I wonder how many people would stand by their reactions if they saw it on national telly..

scooby-si

should have shouted "are you a mobile hair dresser then m8"

wall

mmmm I had a similar encounter with a very mild mannered 3-piece-suit 50-something gentleman in a very new E class merc who almost bumped me off the road undertaking me as I was merging back ... who however, when I honked and flashed and followed him to the lights, went from mild mannered to abusive to trying to bump me off the road at speed to chasing me gesturing he had a gun in the car and wanted to use it!!!!
Bloody scary, especially because he completely looked harmless and so you wonder what sort of closet-nut and/or mafia hitman and/or who knows what he was ... ! I called the cops and managed to get away from him ... wife in the car kept shaking for 2 hours.
So better keep quiet I say, even the most harmless hairdresser driving a TT could be the next Manson. And might carry big sharp sissors in the car.

Andy M3

I often find that if you own a big fast car, you tend not to get abuse. Or should I say a fast Volvo. I can honestly say I never had any abuse off anyone when I had my T5, but having picked my Skoda up on Friday I have had 2 hand gestures over the weekend with disgruntled drivers - lol

Rumplestiltskin!

There is probably a degree of sympathy given to you for driving a Volvo maybe ! LOL

Andy M3

Thanks for that, i always asumed i was special in some way behind the wheel of my lovely Volvo Estate

Rumplestiltskin!

LOL just a joke, them T5's are pretty rapid, nice example there.

mynickers

Does look nice Andy..

My friends got one for sale, not an estate though, with Garret Turbo on, very nippy indeed, does understeer a bit though!