Anally abused at the NBO
12 June 2005, 08:24 PM
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Anally abused at the NBO
On my way to the NBO at the tail end of the scotch corner convoy, got tial ended by a muppet in a chaved up light blue escort thingy.
Fortunately saw the look of fear in my mirror as he out braked himself and gave him bit more room, but couldnt get out of the way as his mate in another chaved up biscuit tin had cut in front of me.
MUPPETS
Why do these acne ridden hoodies think a ridiculous front spoiler and gay paint are a substitute for a proper engine, mounted on a proper chassis, with proper BRAKES.
Fortunately i only suffered a scuffed bumper whilst his big appendage fell off onto the A1 slip road. hahahahahahahahahaha
If you were at the NBO the gay mincer was parked down by the burger van near the lightwater entrance, and if you looked closely the bumper was sat on the grass pushed up to the front of his chariot.
Anyhow, what a good day out........
Fortunately saw the look of fear in my mirror as he out braked himself and gave him bit more room, but couldnt get out of the way as his mate in another chaved up biscuit tin had cut in front of me.
MUPPETS
Why do these acne ridden hoodies think a ridiculous front spoiler and gay paint are a substitute for a proper engine, mounted on a proper chassis, with proper BRAKES.
Fortunately i only suffered a scuffed bumper whilst his big appendage fell off onto the A1 slip road. hahahahahahahahahaha
If you were at the NBO the gay mincer was parked down by the burger van near the lightwater entrance, and if you looked closely the bumper was sat on the grass pushed up to the front of his chariot.
Anyhow, what a good day out........
12 June 2005, 08:30 PM
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sorry to hear about the car m8. Agree with some people who shouldnt be on the road on a push bike let alone a car.Hope your OK though... the car will fix
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12 June 2005, 09:31 PM
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I was just ahead of you as I saw the tail end of the incident as I doubled round on the slip road.
I am pleased no serious damage was done to your car, and the way the front end fell off that pile of sh*te it must have been held on with Blue Tac or something similar!
I even took photo's of the monstrosity once we got to the NBO as it is probably the most tasteless piece of crap I have ever seen!
I will post them shortly in order that everyone who did not attend can have a good laugh too!
I am pleased no serious damage was done to your car, and the way the front end fell off that pile of sh*te it must have been held on with Blue Tac or something similar!
I even took photo's of the monstrosity once we got to the NBO as it is probably the most tasteless piece of crap I have ever seen!
I will post them shortly in order that everyone who did not attend can have a good laugh too!
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12 June 2005, 09:42 PM
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Even my 7 year old said to me that cars crap dad , i think the young kid that owned it felt so small as he was stood behind us ,never mind hey some *****'s goto drive em.....
hope not to much damage was caused
regards lee
hope not to much damage was caused
regards lee
12 June 2005, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by wilko44
I even took photo's of the monstrosity once we got to the NBO as it is probably the most tasteless piece of crap I have ever seen!
I will post them shortly in order that everyone who did not attend can have a good laugh too!
I will post them shortly in order that everyone who did not attend can have a good laugh too!
You should have done everyone a favour mate and put your boot to every panel. Boy I'm going to have nightmares about that car tonight!
13 June 2005, 08:39 AM
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Well somebody beat me to posting the photo's, but here are a couple more.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...4/IMAG0021.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...4/IMAG0020.jpg
Enjoy!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...4/IMAG0021.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...4/IMAG0020.jpg
Enjoy!
13 June 2005, 09:01 AM
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I don't think that was the one with the broken bumper was it and scratch running down the side? There were three of em' in progessive stages of $hiteness, the one above was the least $hite.
I had to laugh that they had not tried to go into the RSOC area with em cos they would have had sense to beat em up for it.
I had to laugh that they had not tried to go into the RSOC area with em cos they would have had sense to beat em up for it.
13 June 2005, 10:17 AM
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Im glad the scooby is OK
All day i heard reports from people of
Minor shunt
" scoobys and a punta
2 scoobys and a ford
10 scoobys and 4 RS hugh pile up on A1
police stopping scoobys entering Yorkshire !!!
mmm
Reminds you of chinese whispers at school
Next year we will look at fences around the field to keep them out .
All day i heard reports from people of
Minor shunt
" scoobys and a punta
2 scoobys and a ford
10 scoobys and 4 RS hugh pile up on A1
police stopping scoobys entering Yorkshire !!!
mmm
Reminds you of chinese whispers at school
Next year we will look at fences around the field to keep them out .
13 June 2005, 10:47 AM
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I agree with the fenceing Idea as we walked down to have a nosey at the Ford section only to be tols we would have to pay £4 each to get in where as they could just walk around the field we were in for nothing !!!!!!
13 June 2005, 11:00 AM
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WTF did he park in a field for of Scoobys for in the first place, when the RSOC (Really ****e Owners Club) was next door! What a complete and utter t$%t!
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Sorry to hear about your scoob. I too saw it on the A1, what a ******* pile of ****.
Little ***** obviously didn't know why we keep a "SAFE" distance from each other. He should just **** off back with his mates at the fraud show.
Little ***** obviously didn't know why we keep a "SAFE" distance from each other. He should just **** off back with his mates at the fraud show.
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come on guys, the RS owners club isn't bad at all!
they enjoy their car just like we do, i am sure they hate to see these tossers hanging around as much as we do
they enjoy their car just like we do, i am sure they hate to see these tossers hanging around as much as we do
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