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Old 03 January 2014, 09:44 PM
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Default Who has the biggest wife on SN?

Following on from the other two trash threads, come on - let's see yer Plumpers.
Old 03 January 2014, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by zip106
Following on from the other two trash threads, come on - let's see yer Plumpers.
mines not fat but old like me lol id like a nice polish bird skinney as **** or romanium or bulgarien spelt wrong i know
Old 03 January 2014, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by zip106
Following on from the other two trash threads, come on - let's see yer Plumpers.
Surely the op should be the first to contribute?

Mick
Old 03 January 2014, 10:00 PM
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Oh FFs, mine was actually car related seen as its a car forum but you nsr guys can't help it.

But ok, my wife won't be happy

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Old 03 January 2014, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Worlasshasansti
Surely the op should be the first to contribute?

Mick
Oh... ok then...

http://www.funnypica.com/wp-content/...yPica.com_.jpg
Old 03 January 2014, 10:04 PM
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I can't think of anything I'd put in there!
Old 03 January 2014, 10:04 PM
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These threads are all a prelude to the ultimate question in the series.
Old 03 January 2014, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by bustaMOVEs
Oh FFs, mine was actually car related seen as its a car forum but you nsr guys can't help it.

But ok, my wife won't be happy
Not a plumper but jeez thats ugly!!
Old 03 January 2014, 10:10 PM
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this is my wife donna...............donna kebab



we met at a takeaway 8 years ago when she was a mere 350Lbs and i knew she was the woman for me

she has a fanny that looks like a gutted ewok and her **** are that saggy that when im banging her doggy-style she flips one over her shoulder for me to suck on

here is a pic of her with her top off



please keep nasty comments to yourself,she really is a lovely woman
Old 03 January 2014, 10:11 PM
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Im probably the fattest,but my missus is only a size 10 .....

Weird combo..
Old 03 January 2014, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by fatscoobfella1
Im probably the fattest,but my missus is only a size 10 .....

Weird combo..
have you squashed her to a size 10?

to be honest im probably the heaviest member on here and the tallest
Old 03 January 2014, 10:14 PM
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Sounds like a challenge......

She was a size 8 when i met her,but she has lobbed on some tripe over the last 10 years..
Old 03 January 2014, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by fatscoobfella1
Sounds like a challenge......

She was a size 8 when i met her,but she has lobbed on some tripe over the last 10 years..
haha same as my mrs,she see's me scoffing like a demon and thinks its ok for her to fill her skull-cave
Old 03 January 2014, 11:02 PM
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always a man who likes to contribute to these threads

I could of posted my ex wife on here but she had to go the journey and be part exchanged

My new misses is still a size 8 and I'm the toyboy

And for the many of you that know me
Shes a different shade
Old 03 January 2014, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by john banks
These threads are all a prelude to the ultimate question in the series.
I think that thread would be deleted
Old 03 January 2014, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by rossyboy
I think that thread would be deleted


Could be the first ten pager of the year though

So what's the question


And who can start it off !!
Old 03 January 2014, 11:19 PM
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I've seen some of the WAGS at various Impreza meets.

Many a looker but some are heavier than me and that's saying something.

Said partners won't be putting pics of them up...
Old 03 January 2014, 11:28 PM
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There she is, even being all polite and using a fork for the camera...btw that is not an arm around her gut.
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Originally Posted by brendy76
There she is, even being all polite and using a fork for the camera...btw that is not an arm around her gut.
arms like a dinner lady............lovely
Old 03 January 2014, 11:33 PM
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I can't upload a picture as my wife is currently filming fat for cash . Channel 5 player
Old 04 January 2014, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by the shreksta
she has a fanny that looks like a gutted ewok
FFS I have just spat tea over my keyboard....... again

No that is not a euphemism for something either!
Old 04 January 2014, 12:33 AM
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Old 04 January 2014, 01:19 PM
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I tried to upload an image of mine but I exceeded my bandwidth limit for the year.....
Old 04 January 2014, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by thenewgalaxy
I've seen some of the WAGS at various Impreza meets.

Many a looker but some are heavier than me and that's saying something.

Said partners won't be putting pics of them up...

Correct.

On contrary, this thread has became a thread to show off how skinny your wife is i.e. size 8 and all that. Also, some are having a belly full of laugh at fugly ladies pics on this thread to feel good about your wives, even when some of them could be hanging.


Well, stop eating all the food, you fatties! Size 10 is ok, but let your size 8 wife eat some, at least. As a size 8 adult, they could be undernourished like hell. Also, I believe they all these petite wives have huge, fantastic ***** like Jordan's footballs. Imagine what would happen to their size 8 spine if they carry their earth hemispheres on their chest all their life? They'll stoop like hags when they're old! Mind you, knowing what a sex-god catch you all are, you'll dispose them off, and get a younger model by then. All win-win for you, you fatties!

Feed them better, as I can imagine you're the caring sole providers to them, and all they do is sit on their size 8 ***** in your big houses, cook, knit and provide you with babies and occasional sex, if you're lucky.

I'm only pulling your leg, so don't bite my head off.
Old 04 January 2014, 07:58 PM
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......the teeth on that one!

My missis needs to start jogging again before she looks like the above!

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Old 04 January 2014, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by donny andi
......the teeth on that one!

My missis needs to start jogging again before she looks like the above!

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Please God forgive me for what I am thinking
Old 04 January 2014, 08:45 PM
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There slim then theres skinny, my wife's about 10-12, something to grab
Old 04 January 2014, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by donny andi
......the teeth on that one!

My missis needs to start jogging again before she looks like the above!

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Is that the same one as this?

Old 04 January 2014, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by donny andi
......the teeth on that one!

My missis needs to start jogging again before she looks like the above!

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Those drawers look like they need a bit of work - close to collapsing by the look of them...
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
Is that the same one as this?

Yep......
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