Just fainted while pissing
29 December 2013, 01:10 AM
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Just fainted while pissing
This evening I fainted while taking a ****.... I had been drinking (only 2 pints), and fell asleep on the sofa with my girlfriend. I woke up and went straight to the toilet. I remember feeling a little dizzy and the next thing I know I wake up with my trousers down my knees and my **** hanging out 
with my girlfriend calling my name. She said I was out for about a minute. Has this happened to anyone else? I've done a google and this seems to be quite common if you've had a drink and a sleep, then wake up suddenly and go to the toilet. This can cause a big drop in blood pressure which causes you to faint! Bit scary but I'm fine now other than a bump on my head where I must have clipped the bath tub
with my girlfriend calling my name. She said I was out for about a minute. Has this happened to anyone else? I've done a google and this seems to be quite common if you've had a drink and a sleep, then wake up suddenly and go to the toilet. This can cause a big drop in blood pressure which causes you to faint! Bit scary but I'm fine now other than a bump on my head where I must have clipped the bath tub
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29 December 2013, 02:58 AM
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Could be the beer circulating in the system or bloos sugars. Ive picked up enough patients in the past that have had this issue and near enough all of them have come back round with no issue. Id suggest you cal 111 non emergency ambulance line. They can come out and run some observations as you took a bump to the head mate
29 December 2013, 08:02 AM
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Yep - happened to me once. Had drunk a couple of pints, got up in the night for a p155, properly collapsed (smashing my head on a radiator) on my return to bed. Was out for a good 20 seconds.
Checked with a doc and apparently it can happen if you have low blood pressure.
Checked with a doc and apparently it can happen if you have low blood pressure.
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29 December 2013, 08:22 AM
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29 December 2013, 09:39 AM
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My father-in-law passed out TWICE the day before yesterday. First time in the kitchen while standing up. He knew he was going so knelt down so didn't fall. Second time he was lying down, which was a bit more of a worry cos you don't normally faint lying down!
Anyway, CT scan and 24hr heart monitor showed nothing but now can't drive for 3 months!
Did you know you were going or was it just lights out with no warning?
Anyway, CT scan and 24hr heart monitor showed nothing but now can't drive for 3 months!
Did you know you were going or was it just lights out with no warning?
29 December 2013, 10:05 AM
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exactly the same thing happened to me last year although i'd not had a drink but was suffering from man flu, got up stumbled to the bog stood there like you do and felt myself going but i think the shock brought me round before i fell but i do remember swiping the bog rolls and airfreshners off the top of the cistern lol then stumbled back to the room we were staying in (round at my aunts house) and i remember opening the door then it all went black and next thing i know i'm layed over the bottom end of the blow up bed with the wife asking if im ok lol
first time i have ever fainted!
first time i have ever fainted!
29 December 2013, 10:31 AM
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This evening I fainted while taking a ****.... I had been drinking (only 2 pints), and fell asleep on the sofa with my girlfriend. I woke up and went straight to the toilet. I remember feeling a little dizzy and the next thing I know I wake up with my trousers down my knees and my **** hanging out with my girlfriend calling my name. She said I was out for about a minute. Has this happened to anyone else? I've done a google and this seems to be quite common if you've had a drink and a sleep, then wake up suddenly and go to the toilet. This can cause a big drop in blood pressure which causes you to faint! Bit scary but I'm fine now other than a bump on my head where I must have clipped the bath tub
with my girlfriend calling my name. She said I was out for about a minute. Has this happened to anyone else? I've done a google and this seems to be quite common if you've had a drink and a sleep, then wake up suddenly and go to the toilet. This can cause a big drop in blood pressure which causes you to faint! Bit scary but I'm fine now other than a bump on my head where I must have clipped the bath tub
29 December 2013, 11:18 AM
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I was in bed and jumped out and ran downstairs (cant remember what for , a drink maybe) then back up again to take a **** before going back to bed. I held my breath to steady the flow as I was panting a bit from running up and down stairs . . . .went out like a light !
I knew I was close to fainting because I've had the dizzy blackness feeling before, exactly like how Charly has described. Waking up after a nap and running downstairs and then back up again slightly out of breath, but never actually fainted.
29 December 2013, 12:43 PM
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I'm liking this.Will try it later & get her to massage the affected low pressure area until the blood pressure increases.
29 December 2013, 01:16 PM
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Can also be attributed to Postural Hypotension or as mentioned above Vasovagal syncope (micturition syncope) also related to the rapid emptying of a full bladder. May be worth a word with your GP to make sure there are no underlying conditions that triggered this.
Maybe sit down next time too
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29 December 2013, 01:38 PM
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Happened to me when I was in czech early November,but this was when we were out at club in Prague.
Don't know the circumstances as to why it happened,maybe it were the vodka red bulls or something else,but I not one of these that drink until they can't stand up,especially in a foreign country,even though I was with friends that live in the city.
Anyway we were at the last club for the night and I was feeling fine,went to the bar to order drinks came back sat down,then I started to feel dizzy and I said to the others i going outside to get some air.
Walks a few yards sits down on some concrete steps put my head down between my knees,raises my head again and everything was blur in front of me,then i must of just gone.
Wake up laying on the steps still,don't know how long i was out for,didn't know where i were,what i had been doing,couldn't remember anything,it was cold having a short sleeve shirt on.So i get on my feet and start walking along some street and come to some parked cars and i thought on of them was my car, so had my hand on the door handle trying to get into it but it wouldn't open and couldn't understand why,after a few mins standing by the car Carried on walking along the street probably for a further ten fifteen mins,freezing cold and nobody about.Then i stopped walking because started to remember,i was in the club with mates.I looked at my arms and legs and then realised,where's my jacket,my phone.**** its at the club in the coatroom,sprinted back to the club and the guy who handed my jacket said your friends went out to look for you,how long ago i said,he said maybe 40 mins/one hour,looks at the time 4.20am.Checked my phone txt saying where are you ? Gets a taxi home.And I still couldn't fully remember all what happened until later in the afternoon.
Don't know the circumstances as to why it happened,maybe it were the vodka red bulls or something else,but I not one of these that drink until they can't stand up,especially in a foreign country,even though I was with friends that live in the city.
Anyway we were at the last club for the night and I was feeling fine,went to the bar to order drinks came back sat down,then I started to feel dizzy and I said to the others i going outside to get some air.
Walks a few yards sits down on some concrete steps put my head down between my knees,raises my head again and everything was blur in front of me,then i must of just gone.
Wake up laying on the steps still,don't know how long i was out for,didn't know where i were,what i had been doing,couldn't remember anything,it was cold having a short sleeve shirt on.So i get on my feet and start walking along some street and come to some parked cars and i thought on of them was my car, so had my hand on the door handle trying to get into it but it wouldn't open and couldn't understand why,after a few mins standing by the car Carried on walking along the street probably for a further ten fifteen mins,freezing cold and nobody about.Then i stopped walking because started to remember,i was in the club with mates.I looked at my arms and legs and then realised,where's my jacket,my phone.**** its at the club in the coatroom,sprinted back to the club and the guy who handed my jacket said your friends went out to look for you,how long ago i said,he said maybe 40 mins/one hour,looks at the time 4.20am.Checked my phone txt saying where are you ? Gets a taxi home.And I still couldn't fully remember all what happened until later in the afternoon.
29 December 2013, 02:30 PM
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I usually a calm type person,but did start to get a bit worried as i was walking and couldn't remember anything,good thing that car had no alarm on it
Gave wallet to mate before going outside,incase i did pass out and someone tried to rob me.just had about 500 koruna loose in pocket.
29 December 2013, 02:38 PM
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I know I didn't get bummed btw,if i did they did a clean job of it...
29 December 2013, 02:41 PM
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firstly glad you are ok, but I would check the GFs phone for any of those special pictures she may want to post of FB use to get things from you in the near future ;-)
