"Britain's Horniest Student" Awarded £500
14 November 2013, 10:36 PM
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"Britain's Horniest Student" Awarded £500
As read in the DFM.
Some bird of Eastern-european descent has won the dubious award of being Britain's horniest student and has shagged her way through an unknown number of men.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...mpetition.html
What's the world coming to etc etc etc?
14 November 2013, 10:53 PM
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Bet her parents are proud !!!
14 November 2013, 10:57 PM
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Oh come on.....! You still all would though would't you?!!!
14 November 2013, 11:47 PM
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Tefal Head. I might smash her back doors in after a few beers on a Friday night.
14 November 2013, 11:53 PM
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have you seen the clip at the bottom of the page?????
Russian man nails ********* to Red Square.....
Have not brought my self to watch it yet
15 November 2013, 12:40 AM
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But what if it was a male student winning a 'Shagmiester Award' ............???
15 November 2013, 12:44 AM
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I'm not sure she'll be boasting about that when she 'grows up'.
15 November 2013, 12:54 AM
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15 November 2013, 01:10 AM
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I'm not sure she'll be boasting about that when she 'grows up'.
I think similar about Geordie Shore people as well. I wonder what it will be like for them to reflect back on their recordings when they finally attain some mental maturity, if ever. I've caught the adverts/clips of that programme, and it seems quite blatant.
15 November 2013, 06:35 AM
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I bet her fanny looks like a badly packed kebab. ..........
15 November 2013, 06:54 AM
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15 November 2013, 07:18 AM
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Classy .. as above, her father must be made up.
15 November 2013, 07:59 AM
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15 November 2013, 08:44 AM
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Oh come on.....! You still all would though would't you?!!!
No.
She's a munter. Most likely with diseases. I'd rather drink bleach.
15 November 2013, 09:45 AM
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No.
She's a munter. Most likely with diseases. I'd rather drink bleach.
Indeed
I'd prefer to avoid her though, rather than drink the bleach.
15 November 2013, 09:51 AM
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It amazes me how some people can do such things. No self respect. How can you even look at yourself in the mirror every morning.
15 November 2013, 10:02 AM
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Proper marsh beast.
I wouldn't touch that with a bog brush.
15 November 2013, 10:04 AM
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might sound corny but me and the mrs have been together since we were 13 so id never ever think of touching anyone else, whats wrong with people
15 November 2013, 10:41 AM
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might sound corny but me and the mrs have been together since we were 13 so id never ever think of touching anyone else, whats wrong with people
does she feel the same ?
15 November 2013, 11:04 AM
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might sound corny but me and the mrs have been together since we were 13 so id never ever think of touching anyone else, whats wrong with people
yep good to hear that
and I met my wife in 1982 when we were 16, 30 years and 5 children later we are still totally besoted.
(although she is currently in NY xmas shopping with some old schoolfriends - so I can feel a tingle in my wallet every so often)
15 November 2013, 11:29 AM
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Gotta admit - this sort of thing leaves me feeling indifferent.
no doubt there are people in this world who need this type of attention for whatever reason.
Certainly nothing that would remotely interest me. Hell, I don't even like using public seating areas due to the amount of people who sit there!
15 November 2013, 12:06 PM
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does she feel the same ?
hahahahaha such a good point mate, all i can say is i bloody hope so
15 November 2013, 02:13 PM
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Is it ironic she won a years supply of condoms and alcohol?
15 November 2013, 02:29 PM
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It amazes me how some people can do such things. No self respect. How can you even look at yourself in the mirror every morning.
You dont.... get up and leave before she wakes up
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You dont.... get up and leave before she wakes up
Is that what you do?
Wipe yourself off on the duvet and bail?
15 November 2013, 02:36 PM
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Is it ironic she won a years supply of condoms and alcohol?
Hardly ironic. Those are tools of her trade.
15 November 2013, 02:46 PM
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Listen to you lot FFS! If it was a bloke you'd all be metaphorically patting him on the back. Sexism is alive and well and living in NSR!
15 November 2013, 02:57 PM
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She's ****ing 'anging! I wouldn't go within 6 foot of her lol.
15 November 2013, 03:03 PM
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I would give her a good rattling no problem, infact I've banged worse, alot worse.
15 November 2013, 03:08 PM
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i wouldnt **** her for the country if she had a flag on her face and i had a stolen dick....