"Britain's Horniest Student" Awarded £500
 

As read in the DFM.

Some bird of Eastern-european descent has won the dubious award of being Britain's horniest student and has shagged her way through an unknown number of men.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...mpetition.html

What's the world coming to etc etc etc?

Bet her parents are proud !!!

Oh come on.....! You still all would though would't you?!!!

Tefal Head. I might smash her back doors in after a few beers on a Friday night.

:eek::eek: have you seen the clip at the bottom of the page?????

Russian man nails testicles to Red Square.....

Have not brought my self to watch it yet:cuckoo:

But what if it was a male student winning a 'Shagmiester Award' ............???

I'm not sure she'll be boasting about that when she 'grows up'.

Oh dear...

I think similar about Geordie Shore people as well. I wonder what it will be like for them to reflect back on their recordings when they finally attain some mental maturity, if ever. I've caught the adverts/clips of that programme, and it seems quite blatant.

I bet her fanny looks like a badly packed kebab. ..........

shes an ugly bitch

Classy .. as above, her father must be made up.

Ruf

No.
She's a munter. Most likely with diseases. I'd rather drink bleach.

Indeed

I'd prefer to avoid her though, rather than drink the bleach.

It amazes me how some people can do such things. No self respect. How can you even look at yourself in the mirror every morning.

Proper marsh beast.

I wouldn't touch that with a bog brush.

might sound corny but me and the mrs have been together since we were 13 so id never ever think of touching anyone else, whats wrong with people

:thumb: does she feel the same ? :D

yep good to hear that

and I met my wife in 1982 when we were 16, 30 years and 5 children later we are still totally besoted.

(although she is currently in NY xmas shopping with some old schoolfriends - so I can feel a tingle in my wallet every so often)

Gotta admit - this sort of thing leaves me feeling indifferent.
no doubt there are people in this world who need this type of attention for whatever reason.

Certainly nothing that would remotely interest me. Hell, I don't even like using public seating areas due to the amount of people who sit there! :D

hahahahaha such a good point mate, all i can say is i bloody hope so :norty:

Is it ironic she won a years supply of condoms and alcohol?

You dont.... get up and leave before she wakes up ;)

Is that what you do? :lol1: Wipe yourself off on the duvet and bail?

Hardly ironic. Those are tools of her trade.

Listen to you lot FFS! If it was a bloke you'd all be metaphorically patting him on the back. Sexism is alive and well and living in NSR! :Whatever_

She's ****ing 'anging! I wouldn't go within 6 foot of her lol.

I would give her a good rattling no problem, infact I've banged worse, alot worse. :)

i wouldnt shag her for the country if she had a flag on her face and i had a stolen dick....