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Old 11 November 2013, 10:37 AM
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Are all men stupid or are they good actors?

Just been to my local Asda and I had to laugh at a man who was trying really hard, and failing dismally, to park his car in the motorcycle bay. I mean, really???
Old 11 November 2013, 10:44 AM
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Was he wearing a helmet?
Old 11 November 2013, 11:16 AM
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You sure it was a man???

Could have been a LHD car and you got confused thinking it was the man driving which in fact could have been his other half!!

Or maybe he was showing his other half, that it is impossible to park in the motorcycle bay!! And really had to show her!!!
Old 11 November 2013, 12:36 PM
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How many wheels did his 'car' have?
Old 11 November 2013, 01:48 PM
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When you say 'failing dismally' do you mean he completely missed the bike space and parked instead in the car space?
Old 11 November 2013, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Chick
Are all men stupid or are they good actors?
We're great actors;

'I love you too'

'You look great'

'Happy to pay for that'

'You're not fat'

'I definitely find you more attractive than the 19 year old receptionist at work'
etc

Some of the best acting you'll ever come across.

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Old 11 November 2013, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Jazzy Jefferson
We're great actors;

'I love you too'

'You look great'

'Happy to pay for that'

'You're not fat'

'I definitely find you more attractive than the 19 year old receptionist at work'
etc

Some of the best acting you'll ever come across.
+1 haha
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Originally Posted by speedking
How many wheels did his 'car' have?
6 - 1 inside the car, 1 on the back and 4 on the floor (not all in the same parking bay - a bit like Subaru drivers parking)

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Old 11 November 2013, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Jazzy Jefferson
We're great actors;

'I love you too'

'You look great'

'Happy to pay for that'

'You're not fat'

'I definitely find you more attractive than the 19 year old receptionist at work'
etc

Some of the best acting you'll ever come across.
I'm sure there are one or two more to add to that list
Old 11 November 2013, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by AndyBaker
I'm sure there are one or two more to add to that list
Yeah I was thinking that too
Old 11 November 2013, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Jazzy Jefferson
We're great actors;

'I love you too'

'You look great'

'Happy to pay for that'

'You're not fat'

'I definitely find you more attractive than the 19 year old receptionist at work'
etc

Some of the best acting you'll ever come across.
Old 11 November 2013, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Chick
Are all men stupid or are they good actors?

Just been to my local Asda and I had to laugh at a man who was trying really hard, and failing dismally, to park his car in the motorcycle bay. I mean, really???
Hmmmmm interesting..................


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Old 11 November 2013, 07:07 PM
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We're great actors.

Women think they're clever faking orgasms. Men fake whole relationships just for sex.....
Old 11 November 2013, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Aaron1978
We're great actors.

Women think they're clever faking orgasms. Men fake whole relationships just for sex.....
Brave, very brave
Old 11 November 2013, 07:21 PM
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What annoys me are the Range Rover Sports, VW touareg, etc. which are seemingly 'slung in' at an angle in the 'family' and/or 'disabled' car park spaces at my local Tesco. I sported one to$$er today who had no family with him parking at about 30 degrees in a 'family' bay with half his SUV outside it. Must be a BTL landlord.
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Originally Posted by Aaron1978
We're great actors.

Women think they're clever faking orgasms. Men fake whole relationships just for sex.....
Guys fake orgasms too (I've been told). It's like the dentists, you just want to get in and out with minium hassle.
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Originally Posted by Crazy Chick
Are all men stupid or are they good actors?

Just been to my local Asda and I had to laugh at a man who was trying really hard, and failing dismally, to park his car in the motorcycle bay. I mean, really???
ohh the irony behind this.

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Old 11 November 2013, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Guys fake orgasms too (I've been told).
Really? most guys take pride in blowing their jizz all over the place, and if for some reason it isn't going to happen then tough **** who cares just roll over and go to sleep. we have no need to fake anything.

But it woulden't surprise me as most young guys seem so into themselfs nowadays.
Old 11 November 2013, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Aaron1978
We're great actors.

Women think they're clever faking orgasms. Men fake whole relationships just for sex.....

True words, never spoken.
Old 11 November 2013, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Must be a BTL landlord.
Old 12 November 2013, 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by AndyBaker
Brave, very brave
True though!
Old 12 November 2013, 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Chick
Are all men stupid or are they good actors?

Just been to my local Asda and I had to laugh at a man who was trying really hard, and failing dismally, to park his car in the motorcycle bay. I mean, really???
I was thinking it could be pslewis - being old and confused - but then you said Asda not waitrose.
Old 12 November 2013, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Guys fake orgasms too (I've been told). It's like the dentists, you just want to get in and out with minium hassle.
You're dating the wrong guys
Old 12 November 2013, 07:32 AM
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It's nice to see a bird doing her job and going to the supermarket.

Old 12 November 2013, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by zip106
It's nice to see a bird doing her job and going to the supermarket.

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