One for the girls...
 

Are all men stupid or are they good actors?

Just been to my local Asda and I had to laugh at a man who was trying really hard, and failing dismally, to park his car in the motorcycle bay. I mean, really??? :facepalm2:

Was he wearing a helmet?

You sure it was a man???:wonder:

Could have been a LHD car and you got confused thinking it was the man driving which in fact could have been his other half!!:D

Or maybe he was showing his other half, that it is impossible to park in the motorcycle bay!! And really had to show her!!!:Suspiciou

How many wheels did his 'car' have?

When you say 'failing dismally' do you mean he completely missed the bike space and parked instead in the car space? ;)

We're great actors;

'I love you too'

'You look great'

'Happy to pay for that'

'You're not fat'

'I definitely find you more attractive than the 19 year old receptionist at work'
etc

Some of the best acting you'll ever come across. :)

+1 haha :D

6 - 1 inside the car, 1 on the back and 4 on the floor (not all in the same parking bay - a bit like Subaru drivers parking) ;)

I'm sure there are one or two more to add to that list :thumb: :lol1:

Yeah I was thinking that too;)

:lol::lol::lol:

Hmmmmm interesting..................


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We're great actors.

Women think they're clever faking orgasms. Men fake whole relationships just for sex.....

Brave, very brave :luxhello:

What annoys me are the Range Rover Sports, VW touareg, etc. which are seemingly 'slung in' at an angle in the 'family' and/or 'disabled' car park spaces at my local Tesco. I sported one to$$er today who had no family with him parking at about 30 degrees in a 'family' bay with half his SUV outside it. Must be a BTL landlord.

Guys fake orgasms too (I've been told). It's like the dentists, you just want to get in and out with minium hassle.

ohh the irony behind this. :facepalm::facepalm2:

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Really? most guys take pride in blowing their jizz all over the place, and if for some reason it isn't going to happen then tough sh1t who cares just roll over and go to sleep. we have no need to fake anything.

But it woulden't surprise me as most young guys seem so into themselfs nowadays.

True words, never spoken. :cool: :lol1:

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True though!

I was thinking it could be pslewis - being old and confused - but then you said Asda not waitrose.

You're dating the wrong guys :Suspiciou

It's nice to see a bird doing her job and going to the supermarket.

:)

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