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Old 22 September 2013, 03:18 PM
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I just got back from Paris.

What an amazing place?!

Not only a beautiful and historic city but everyone looks like they are runway models .

I get back on the plane to the UK and we Brits look like obese slobs in contrast.
Old 22 September 2013, 03:32 PM
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Get used to it now. You're back to earth.
Old 22 September 2013, 03:39 PM
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I need to get there back there more often. So many possibilities.
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Much of France is like that.

The people there don't snack like we do.

This summer at a local lake, I could pick out the English females by their shape...pear, compared to hourglass.
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
I need to get there back there more often. So many possibilities.
So, what's the male totty like over there? Fit or fat? I can imagine if they're fit, many British men might call them posers, gheyers etc. or, are the men there generally just unfit mingers with their beer podge hanging out?
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Over-priced, dirty and smelly. Come hang out in Newport Beach, Tony, knocks the spots off Paris
Old 22 September 2013, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
Over-priced, dirty and smelly.
That was exactly my take on Paris as well, I was there for a week a good few years ago and didn't like it.
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So, what's the male totty like over there? Fit or fat? I can imagine if they're fit, many British men might call them posers, gheyers etc. or, are the men there generally just unfit mingers with their beer podge hanging out?
Generally seen supping un cafe outside a bistro dressed stylishily and wearing a scarf well*, or looking effortlessly cool on a scooter.

Basically it's where the beautiful people live.

*The only British men who also wear scarfs well are Michael Fassbender and Ewan McGregor.
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Bit like most cities then.
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
That was exactly my take on Paris as well, I was there for a week a good few years ago and didn't like it.
Yeah if you hang on the real tourist places like the Champs-Élysées it's not very nice. It's a bit like saying London is all Oxford street.
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I was fortunate to grow up in Kensington, packed full of beautiful, healthy, slim, happy people

Spent a year in hackney in my 20,s packed full of ugly, sick, fat, miserable people

Sit in a cafe on the Old Brompton Road - everyone is shaggable

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Old 22 September 2013, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Generally seen supping un cafe outside a bistro dressed stylishily and wearing a scarf well*, or looking effortlessly cool on a scooter.

Basically it's where the beautiful people live.

*The only British men who also wear scarfs well are Michael Fassbender and Ewan McGregor.

Quite beautiful as well as stylish men in Paris, then. That's good.
Old 22 September 2013, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Quite beautiful as well as stylish men in Paris, then. That's good.
Yeah.
No doubt Tony's been torn a new ****.
Old 22 September 2013, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by zip106
Yeah.
No doubt Tony's been torn a new ****.
You don't say that, man!

There's gonna be a fight now.
Old 22 September 2013, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by zip106
Yeah.
No doubt Tony's been torn a new ****.
I'm not that way inclined lol.
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A word of warning- they may be attractive looking, but they are Parisians who are amongst the biggest pains in the **** that I've ever come across. A previous other half of mine was from a well to do family in the south of France and the Parisians wouldn't even talk to her in the restaurants because they considered her déclassé ( sort of a country bumpkin/ down on her luck) having heard her Midi accent.

IF they can be arsed to talk to you, and it's a big if if they've decided that you're not only not from Paris, but not from one of the fashionable arrondissements, then every bloody pronouncement starts with "Moi, je pense que...". (Me, I think that..) and then goes on to some ludicrous navel gazing comment about how Johhny Halliday is the one true voice of slavery or some such bollx (instead of just a very bad Elvis impersonator with a mullet).

Philosophy is the most popular higher level exam taken by Parisians and it makes them all think that their view is the most interesting thing that has ever been pronounced. I blame that **** Satre...

and breathe....
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[QUOTE=Fat Boy;11216410]

Philosophy is the most popular higher level exam taken by Parisians and it makes them all think that their view is the most interesting thing that has ever been pronounced. I blame that **** Satre...




This is probably why TDW felt so at home there.
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I have a really good mate who hails from Lille.

Now Lille and Paris don't see eye to eye. He refers to Parisians as "Parisian, tete de chien", (Parisian doghead), and won't have anything to do with them.

However, whenever I've visited Paris, I've been amazed at how nice the ordinary people are.
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
I just got back from Paris.

What an amazing place?!

Not only a beautiful and historic city but everyone looks like they are runway models .

I get back on the plane to the UK and we Brits look like obese slobs in contrast.
Well we can't blame you for giving us such an honest self description!

Les
Old 23 September 2013, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar

whenever I've visited Paris, I've been amazed at how nice the ordinary people are.
They must be the tourists you are getting mixed up with
Old 23 September 2013, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Fat Boy
A word of warning- they may be attractive looking, but they are Parisians who are amongst the biggest pains in the **** that I've ever come across. A previous other half of mine was from a well to do family in the south of France and the Parisians wouldn't even talk to her in the restaurants because they considered her déclassé ( sort of a country bumpkin/ down on her luck) having heard her Midi accent.

IF they can be arsed to talk to you, and it's a big if if they've decided that you're not only not from Paris, but not from one of the fashionable arrondissements, then every bloody pronouncement starts with "Moi, je pense que...". (Me, I think that..) and then goes on to some ludicrous navel gazing comment about how Johhny Halliday is the one true voice of slavery or some such bollx (instead of just a very bad Elvis impersonator with a mullet).

Philosophy is the most popular higher level exam taken by Parisians and it makes them all think that their view is the most interesting thing that has ever been pronounced. I blame that **** Satre...

and breathe....
We're hardly paragons of classnessness here in the UK though, but I know what you mean.

My French is **** poor and I did get some bemused looks trying to talk basic french lol, some passive-aggressive waiters. However I did find French women dead easy to talk to. French women like to be talked to and admired I learned. I don't been perved all over, just 'noticed', 'recognised'.

Paris is so different from the UK in many ways. It is like a big collection of villages with so many people living there, and I don't mean like the UK where 20-something recruitment consultants have adopted urban living the last decade in our newly build city 'apartments'. I mean people of all ages really living in the City. Perhaps a bit like parts of New York. I suppose London is the closest we have to Paris, except too many Oligarchs.
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Well we can't blame you for giving us such an honest self description!

Les
Ha ha I'm not fat, but I felt self-consciously scruffy.
Old 24 September 2013, 03:19 PM
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Yes I know the feeling!

I do have fond memories of Paris, but it was a long time ago,

Les
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Generally seen supping un cafe outside a bistro dressed stylishily and wearing a scarf well*, or looking effortlessly cool on a scooter.

Basically it's where the beautiful people live.

*The only British men who also wear scarfs well are Michael Fassbender and Ewan McGregor.
Fassbender's Irish
Old 26 September 2013, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
That was exactly my take on Paris as well, I was there for a week a good few years ago and didn't like it.
Similar experience here.

Took my wife to Paris several years ago for a long weekend, not sure about the smelly part, but for sure, over priced and a bit dirty.

I also found the people to be a bit rude.
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I stick to taking my wife up the OXO Tower now.
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