RobJenks

-Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students. This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked "Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied "Probably golfing with his mates".


A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting. Apologetically she says "I guess all those ****ing lessons I took this winter didn't help!" One of the men immediately replies "Now, you see, that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead".

Leslie

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cster

A bloke drives the ball off the tee, it rebounds off a nearby tree and strikes him on the head - killing him.
He goes up to heaven where he meets St Peter by the pearly gates.
St Peter gently asks, "What are you here for?
The golfer cheerfully replies -
Two!

The Trooper 1815

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legb4rsk

An older golfer is out playing with his much younger partner.As the older gent is getting ready to tee off at the 10th hole he notices out of the corner of his eye that a funeral cortage is slowly passing the golf course.He puts down his club & doffs his cap.Once the funeral has passed he starts to continue to tee off.
His young partner says 'It's nice to see that you still have the old fashioned standards & waited for the funeral too pass.'
The old boy replies 'Well it's the least I could do.She was a very good wife.'

cster

One makes more sense, but I get more laughs with two.