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Old 22 July 2013, 10:15 PM
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Awesome - Kate Middleton is now officially a MILF
Old 22 July 2013, 10:29 PM
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In **** I think a milf is basically any woman over about 27?

Not that I watch **** of course

I heard that.

I applaud Cameron's efforts to ban it!
Old 22 July 2013, 10:44 PM
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i watch it for the story lines lmfao
Old 22 July 2013, 11:35 PM
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bet none of you would go near it at the moment

like road kill down there for a few weeks
Old 22 July 2013, 11:38 PM
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Happy "I really couldn't give a flying royal fuck" day.

Will I remember this day as the day Kate Middleton had her baby or the day the UK curbed online ****? Two massively distant ends of my interest spectrum.

And why won't ladbrokes give me odds on the baby being Ginger?
Old 22 July 2013, 11:53 PM
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You wouldn't want to **** her for at least six weeks after squeezing a baby out though lol
Old 23 July 2013, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by thenewgalaxy
You wouldn't want to **** her for at least six weeks after squeezing a baby out though lol
lol id give it a go.. have a royal bhp junkie.. lol
Old 23 July 2013, 08:19 AM
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she wont want any ***** near her for a bit i imagine.
Old 23 July 2013, 08:21 AM
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Nothing wrong with her back door though hey....:-)
Old 23 July 2013, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by LUCKO
bet none of you would go near it at the moment

like road kill down there for a few weeks
Yep, it'll be pretty busted down there

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You wouldn't want to **** her for at least six weeks after squeezing a baby out though lol
Depends how many stitches they fired in
Old 23 July 2013, 09:17 AM
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As they say it's like watching your favourite pub burn down


BTW what's this got to do with Subarus?
Old 23 July 2013, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by thenewgalaxy
You wouldn't want to **** her for at least six weeks after squeezing a baby out though lol
There's always Pippa... younger, shapelier, and lady garden elasticity still intact.

Just saying...
Old 23 July 2013, 02:37 PM
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Even though I have never been particularly impressed by Cameron,I completely support his efforts to suppress ****.

Les
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Even though I have never been particularly impressed by Cameron,I completely support his efforts to suppress ****.

Les
Sorry Les, but his efforts are actually going to cause more of an issue than they solve. The biggest issue is his rhetoric is effectively sending the message to parents telling them if they don't opt in to receive **** their kids are safe to surf the net unsupervised... that is a very dangerous message as it's plain wrong.

At the end of the day if parents would start doing some parenting rather than expecting the state to do it for them none of this would be a problem anyway!
Old 23 July 2013, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by ace1981
There's always Pippa... younger, shapelier, and lady garden elasticity still intact.

Just saying...
As opposed to all torn up and ruined, spent? Love the misogyny on SN.
Old 23 July 2013, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Sorry Les, but his efforts are actually going to cause more of an issue than they solve. The biggest issue is his rhetoric is effectively sending the message to parents telling them if they don't opt in to receive **** their kids are safe to surf the net unsupervised... that is a very dangerous message as it's plain wrong.
That's a whole nother debate. I feel another thread coming on!
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
As opposed to all torn up and ruined, spent? Love the misogyny on SN.
And the immaturity and stupidity.
Old 23 July 2013, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Sorry Les, but his efforts are actually going to cause more of an issue than they solve. The biggest issue is his rhetoric is effectively sending the message to parents telling them if they don't opt in to receive **** their kids are safe to surf the net unsupervised... that is a very dangerous message as it's plain wrong.

At the end of the day if parents would start doing some parenting rather than expecting the state to do it for them none of this would be a problem anyway!
**** is more accessible so parents need to work harder to keep it away from their kids instead of messing with my hobbies
Old 23 July 2013, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ReallyReallyGoodMeat
That's a whole nother debate. I feel another thread coming on!
Be my guest.... there probably would have been one already if the news wasn't taken over by the royal baby... mind you that's why the **** curb laws were announced yesterday of course.
Old 23 July 2013, 03:46 PM
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You've all missed the number one, best thing ever about this royal baby.....

Born on a Monday... Lets hope it becomes a bank holiday
Old 23 July 2013, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
At the end of the day if parents would start doing some parenting rather than expecting the state to do it for them none of this would be a problem anyway!
I agree. This is absolutely why the "problem" exists. Cack parenting by a generation of parents who have absolutely no fecking clue on how to raise their kids correctly. Probably because their own parents were also feckwits.
Old 23 July 2013, 08:12 PM
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She is going to be a great queen
Old 23 July 2013, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
As opposed to all torn up and ruined, spent? Love the misogyny on SN.
I don't know about all torn up, ruined and spent - the human body is capable of exceptional healing abilities

Originally Posted by f1_fan
And the immaturity and stupidity.
I thought I was quite mature and responsible in my use of terminology, I thought lady garden was very polite.

I could've used "flange"... oh dammit, just did.
Old 23 July 2013, 09:12 PM
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Foof would be more considerate.
Old 23 July 2013, 09:47 PM
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A few pelvic floor exercises a day for a few months afterwards and the lady can have a vice like spasm chasm again.
Old 24 July 2013, 07:58 AM
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*Stalker mode* i know where pipa middleton stays on weekend breaks and yes her **** is nice
Old 24 July 2013, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Carlh
she wont want any ***** near her for a bit i imagine.

I bet she would still have a bit of Harry though...
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Dr to William - 'don't worry son, I'll stitch it together like I was using it myself'
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