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Old 22 July 2013, 08:54 AM
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WTF

Why is Kate going into hospital to scream and squeal for a while breaking news?

And William can say bye bye to that tight fanny now too
Old 22 July 2013, 09:05 AM
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You stay classy, Urban!
Old 22 July 2013, 09:18 AM
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Channel 4 should hopefully have secured an 'exclusive' to do a special episode of One Born Every Minute.
Old 22 July 2013, 09:18 AM
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Channel 4 should hopefully have secured an 'exclusive' to do a special episode of One Born Every Minute.
Old 22 July 2013, 09:22 AM
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Can't believe the BBC just did a slot on it and had a specialist in birth on there to say what will be happening now.... FFS the same as 100's of ther women in labour,, nothing special or alien.even the news reader asking the question has kids of her own so knows exactly
Old 22 July 2013, 09:33 AM
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Well William will have to tell them to put a couple of extra stitches in her after its all over, unless of course they go for the sun roof option.
Old 22 July 2013, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by urban
And William can say bye bye to that tight fanny now too
The other option should stay tight.
Old 22 July 2013, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
The other option should stay tight.
Yes, but they're royals, they don't partake in such activities
Old 22 July 2013, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by jonc
Channel 4 should hopefully have secured an 'exclusive' to do a special episode of One Born Every Minute.
LOL, what an utterly tedious programme that is.
Old 22 July 2013, 10:51 AM
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The media are full of it, every news site and channel are camped outside the hospital.

It's a good day for Cameron to introduce something controversial like controlling our internet access.... aha!!
Old 22 July 2013, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by urban
Yes, but they're royals, they don't partake in such activities
You have a short memory........

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/life/...-charles_x.htm
Old 22 July 2013, 11:43 AM
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The whole thing is bollox, all these statements from every tom dick and harry.
She'll be screaming like the girl in the exorcist, and calling William all the c**ts of the day

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Originally Posted by David Lock
I stand corrected, incidentally was that story just brushed under the carpet
Old 22 July 2013, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
Well William will have to tell them to put a couple of extra stitches in her after its all over, unless of course they go for the sun roof option.
Rumours that the baby will come out through the sunroof as a tribute to its nan are completely unfounded.
Old 22 July 2013, 12:27 PM
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I'm going for a boy named James.

Or Richard or something.
Old 22 July 2013, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
Rumours that the baby will come out through the sunroof as a tribute to its nan are completely unfounded.
I didn't even know there were rumours.
I was just thinking about her having a wizards sleeve down below, and poor William not being able to fill it any more

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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Or Richard or something.
So he's a dick from the word go then
Old 22 July 2013, 12:52 PM
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i was bored of all the 'news' about it 2 months after he squirted in her,,, lol
Old 22 July 2013, 12:52 PM
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At least it will give the population who love all that **** something to think about other than the fact the country is fcuked and no-one has any money!!!
Old 22 July 2013, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Boro
At least it will give the population who love all that **** something to think about other than the fact the country is fcuked and no-one has any money!!!
Well thank fu(k we had the cricket, rugby, tennis, cycling and the sunny weather, otherwise we'd all be slitting our wrists by now. Bring forth the next national distraction.
Old 22 July 2013, 01:07 PM
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This or the ashes.

Even the open was more exciting.
Old 22 July 2013, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
This or the ashes.

Even the open was more exciting.
The Ashes or Kate's?
Old 22 July 2013, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by jonc
Channel 4 should hopefully have secured an 'exclusive' to do a special episode of One Born Every Minute.
A company on the net has bought the rights for it and showing it live
http://www.kategivingbirthlive.co.uk
Old 22 July 2013, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
I stand corrected, incidentally was that story just brushed under the carpet
I imagine so alongside Harry's DNA results
Old 22 July 2013, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
I imagine so alongside Harry's DNA results
Never heard about that - fascinating stuff.
Old 22 July 2013, 01:44 PM
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Who was on here talking about Kate before she was a Royal? Or was that pistonheads? Apparently she didn't used to sound so posh and was no virgin.
Old 22 July 2013, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Boro
At least it will give the population who love all that **** something to think about other than the fact the country is fcuked and no-one has any money!!!
House prices are going back up. Good times.
Old 22 July 2013, 04:00 PM
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Old 22 July 2013, 04:12 PM
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The fact that she has gone into labour in the main story but nothing much has happened since, every news programme is dragging this out and trying to fill airtime with drivvle until the baby pops out. I think they should have reports every half hour saying how far dilated she is and have graphics showing the journey down the m1nge pipe, that would make it more interesting

come on Kate, squeeze it out
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Meh.


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