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Old 23 December 2012, 11:43 AM
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Question Models on scent adverts...
WHY have so many of the girls got huge gaps you could poke a £1 coin through, between their front teeth.
That one on the DKNY advert who bites a green apple......awful, her teeth are so widely spaced they look brown.

Do people actually find this attractive? it's a total turn-off for me.
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Old 23 December 2012, 12:01 PM
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David Walliams finds it attractive, it's his wife on that ad.
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Old 23 December 2012, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
WHY have so many of the girls got huge gaps you could poke a £1 coin through, between their front teeth.
That one on the DKNY advert who bites a green apple......awful, her teeth are so widely spaced they look brown.

Do people actually find this attractive? it's a total turn-off for me.
hahaha me and the mrs were laughing about this last night when we saw that bint............she says at the end "get the london look" well if that means looking like a cheap ***** with ****ing teeth like a shrew...............no thanks-**** off
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Old 23 December 2012, 01:49 PM
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Scent adverts are just nonsense in general and all seem to follow the same formula.

Here's Lee Mack's take on them:


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Old 23 December 2012, 02:20 PM
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Girls are beautiful no matter what flaws they have.

The clever thing about that advert is that the producers picked a girl that people will remember and talk about. Thus thinking of the product.....

By the looks of things its working.
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you still ' would ' though wouldnt you ;-)
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Old 23 December 2012, 02:53 PM
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Adverts what's them?
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Originally Posted by Lydia72
David Walliams finds it attractive, it's his wife on that ad.
A girl like that is wasting herself on a bi-sexual man.
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Old 23 December 2012, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by the shreksta
hahaha me and the mrs were laughing about this last night when we saw that bint............she says at the end "get the london look" well if that means looking like a cheap ***** with ****ing teeth like a shrew...............no thanks-**** off

Its just living up to the UKs reputation of having god-aweful teeth...the brilliance of our NHS's best efforts can be seen in the crooked/gapped smile of every British person you meet

Just ask any American guy on their candid opinions on British women....usually its along the lines of; Some nice looking women, but, don't ever let any of them f**kin' smile.

Having said that, yanks can be pretty OCD when it comes to teeth. And we usually have better teeth thank Ozzy Sheilas and Rednecks


As for my opinion, I might not have the best in the world, but Obie Trice sums it up for : Hopefully, she's got some teeth


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Old 23 December 2012, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by tattoosi
you still ' would ' though wouldnt you ;-)
Frankly...no.

I wouldn't want to bother with a lass that looks like a cross between a clothes hoss and Mr Ed.
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Old 23 December 2012, 03:39 PM
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As Brad pit said on another advert....

Inedible...

(....well with teeth like that , luv, it probably is inedible )
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Old 23 December 2012, 05:08 PM
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it is so the pubes don't get stuck!
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it is so the pubes don't get stuck!
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Funny about this post........I have a couple of people a week on average who want their gap closed

The average American set of teeth are awfull LOL I've worked there and in dental terms it really is a land of the have's and the have not's. Yank dentists are pretty average too


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Originally Posted by RobsyUK

The clever thing about that advert is that the producers picked a girl that people will remember and talk about. Thus thinking of the product.....

By the looks of things its working.
well not really..........

yes we are talking about the girl........................BUT

none of us are thinking about the product,i dont even know what it is to be fair
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I agree with shreksta...first time I mentioned this to my two lads to see what they thought of the girls (dogs, btw), I got all the scents wrong.
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Old 23 December 2012, 05:54 PM
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Nothing wrong with this one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wojQ...e_gdata_player
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Old 23 December 2012, 06:05 PM
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Too skinny.
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IIRC when "they" look for a new model, they always try to find one that is beautiful, but has 1 stand out feature...good or bad. It helps define them.

Or summit like that.
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Old 23 December 2012, 07:28 PM
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Really?

I thought they just grabbed a random malnutritioned crack ***** from Kings Cross.
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Old 23 December 2012, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ALi-B
Its just living up to the UKs reputation of having god-aweful teeth...the brilliance of our NHS's best efforts can be seen in the crooked/gapped smile of every British person you meet



In this case though the model is Dutch
( <---- no gap)
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Old 23 December 2012, 08:11 PM
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You mean Georgia May Ayeesha Jagger??


Daughter of Mick and Jerry Hall.

This is her older better looking sister.
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Both look feckin awful.

This country sometimes has a "unique" perspective on beauty.
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Originally Posted by Jimbob
Y

This is her older better looking sister.

Is that David Walliams in a dress and wig?



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Old 23 December 2012, 08:54 PM
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Considering that the adverts might be aimed at getting men to buy perfume for their loved ones, then here is the sort of model with outstanding assets that would get their attention..
http://www.fhm.com/news/sexy-nsfw/th...-ever-20100302

Do you agree?
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Better

A handful's plenty for me though; More of an **** n' legs man myself
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They're all very poor also-rans next to the awesomely sexy Charleze Theron in the Dior ad:

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Classic thread!!
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Another fan of Charlize. She's absolutely gorgeous!
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