Stevan

One day this man was walking thro the park when he heard this little voice say "Hallo" well of course he thought, "'allo I've got'em, I knew that I should have stopped drinking" but looking down he saw this frog, with a tiny CROWN on, well he couldn't believe his eyes "Eyes you're lying" he said, there I told you that he didn't believe them.
But sure enough there WAS a frog wearing a little crown, and it spoke again, "Please help me, please help me, I a beautiful teen-aged princess with long flowing blond hair, only my wicked step-mother has turned me into a frog, but if you take me with you to a motel and put me on your pillow, in the morning I will turn back into a beautiful teen-aged princess with long flowing blond hair"
So being a kind hearted man he took the frog to a motel and put it on his pillow and next morning lo and behold, the frog HAD turned back into a beautiful teen-aged princess with long flowing blond hair.


don't believe? I told you it was a fairy-story, but then neither did the judge

Leslie

The judge has no heart!

Les

Stevan

true true

RobsyUK

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I need to remember this lol

Saalro

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This joke needs tweaking, teenagers can be over 16 lol.

Thanks

Stevan

quite right, I'm not Jimmy Saville you know