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Old 16 December 2012, 05:56 PM
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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.'
The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers, it's fresher and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.




He got an A.


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Old 16 December 2012, 07:21 PM
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the most amazing thing about that picture is the tension on the lower retaining cord

it has bought the inner, mechanical engineer out in me - very exciting
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
the most amazing thing about that picture is the tension on the lower retaining cord

it has bought the inner, mechanical engineer out in me - very exciting
is the tension mentioned in newtons ?

The only tension I would have would be wondering when it will snap and praying
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fvck snapping & praying, I would have pair of scissors in one hand and my **** in the other
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