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Old 31 October 2012, 04:14 PM
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Cool What a truly hideous monstrosity!!

http://news.sky.com/story/1005135/st...s-to-the-water

powered by a bank of seven 27-inch screen iMacs that sit on the bridge.
Wouldn't it have been better to power it with engines instead? or do the crew row with the 27" screen iMacs on the ends of poles?
Old 31 October 2012, 04:23 PM
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Looks like something off of Grand Designs.
Old 31 October 2012, 04:27 PM
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Not exactly a thing of beauty is it!
Old 31 October 2012, 04:31 PM
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Beautiful.
Old 31 October 2012, 04:33 PM
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Well it's not built for beauty after all, can't really see how the dead straight superstructure help controlling her in the wind - maybe more predictable...
Can't actually see where front finishes?
My sis launched a yacht there ( she worked inside) early 2000? , 50m . They had to bouy up the **** end of it -stop it dragging the bottom, most of the way to the open water

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Old 31 October 2012, 04:58 PM
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There is a rebuilt Brixham trawler called the Pilgrim which is over 100 years old and it makes that one look ugly.

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What a horrible looking ship, distinctive but still horrible.

It helps to explain why Apple products are so expensive.
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Originally Posted by Leslie
There is a rebuilt Brixham trawler called the Pilgrim which is over 100 years old and it makes that one look ugly.

Les


Bit smaller,this is boat we grow up Saling


http://www.smackdock.co.uk/smacklist...ck139-toll.jpg
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Originally Posted by Oldun
What a horrible looking ship, distinctive but still horrible.

It helps to explain why Apple products are so expensive.
Quasimodo was distinctive.
Old 31 October 2012, 07:51 PM
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Strange looking vessel. Would love to see inside.
Old 31 October 2012, 08:35 PM
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This is exactly what a boat built by apple would look like. First thing i would do is jailbreak it and make some changes to the ****** for free.
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iyacht? lol

how about this instead

Old 31 October 2012, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Tidgy
iyacht? lol

how about this instead

Sweet ....
Old 31 October 2012, 08:48 PM
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isink.....
Old 31 October 2012, 09:18 PM
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Good God. Steve Job's boat has the visual appeal of a fruit bat's left bollok.
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May be another patent battle looming - did he nick the design from Oracle, this is an equally crap looking ship belonging to Larry Ellison....

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur...9QEwAg&dur=440
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Originally Posted by dpb


Bit smaller,this is boat we grow up Saling


http://www.smackdock.co.uk/smacklist...ck139-toll.jpg
Just like the Pilgrim, that is what I call a beautiful looking boat.

Bet you enjoyed sailing that one.

Les
Old 01 November 2012, 02:13 PM
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We did ,this was the second and larger of the two my family/dad had, first when we were tots , second this one, was sold early eighties two years before her century

Essex oyster smack btw, we lived Essex couple years

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Looks like a cross between a bee-hive and an office board room
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Originally Posted by JackClark
Beautiful.
Pissing myself at that comment if it was one of Steve Jobbs turds you would say the same. Its anything but easy on the eye, a rake on the bow or a curve here and there would have been a million percent improvement and the size...... he should have commisioned a QM2 clone at £850M and sue Cunnard saying they copied a Apple design.
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Here's a prime example of heeding the advice "stick to what you're good at". Looks like it was designed and built with Lego.

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Old 02 November 2012, 09:56 AM
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he should have looked at some of these





Old 02 November 2012, 02:32 PM
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They obviously forgot their french curves that day and only had a straight edge!
Old 02 November 2012, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
Beautiful.
This is a beatiful yacht Jack:

Old 02 November 2012, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Gear Head
This is a beatiful yacht Jack:


your sexy and you know it,,,, lol
Old 02 November 2012, 06:57 PM
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Lets hope to god they don't use apple maps for navigation LOL
Old 02 November 2012, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by mattstant
Lets hope to god they don't use apple maps for navigation LOL
I'm sure it will use iOS for navigation in some form, map support is excellent, unmatched in fact.
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Never seen it up to now on a yacht,

Of course this ones quite speshial so maybe
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Originally Posted by JackClark
I'm sure it will use iOS for navigation in some form, map support is excellent, unmatched in fact.
It's not like you to be subtle in your search for a nibble Jack!
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