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The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your ********* to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the *********.' Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... a new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.'

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you. I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. .........A size 34 would press your ********* up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

joz8968

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lol good one

addi monster

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The Dogs B******s

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David Lock

Good one

alcazar

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Paddy goes to hospital and informs the surgeon he wants to be castrated.

"Are you sure," says the surgeon, "It's a hell of a step?"

But Paddy is insistent, and goes under the knife.

He wakes up on the ward, next to another bloke, who he engages in conversation, asking him what he was in for.

"I came in to be circumcised," says the bloke.

"Circumcised?" shouts Paddy, "Ah, Fek, THAT was the word I wanted........."

No offence to any Irishman, living or dead, intended.

dirtybarry

lol very good

Leslie

Can't understand why they did not offer him the option of removing a piece of his spine!

Les

R 14NS R

I met this girl online last night and we had a great connection, about 8 meg per second.

I was also walking down the street last night when suddenly a group of people came running straight at me. It turned out to be Chumbawumba. I got knocked down, but I got up again.

I used to be scared of gardening, but then I grew a pear.

A man who took Ryan air to court after losing his luggage, has lost his case.

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