Some quite good ones........
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Some quite good ones........
Edinburgh Festival One Line Winners
The top jokes were:
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The top jokes were:
- 1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
- 2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "
- 3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
- 4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."
- 5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."
- 6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."
- 7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."
- 8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
- 9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."
- 10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."
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