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17 August 2012, 04:43 PM
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.... I asked my wife if she fancied jiggy jiggy in the back of the car. She said no but w**ked me off instead whilst holding her house keys. I'm not sure but I think I was fobbed off
17 August 2012, 05:03 PM
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He was only the bell ringer's son, but he was always getting tolled off by the Vicar.
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If it were my mrs,she'd have to put the keys down and and use both hands
17 August 2012, 05:28 PM
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she was only the road menders daughter but she liked her asphelt
17 August 2012, 06:14 PM
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She was only the Prime Minister's daughter, but she taught Sir Geoffrey Howe.
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One a King always a King.
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She was only the builder's daughter, but she could always do with a screw.
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She was only the admiral's daughter, but her navel quarters were always full of discharged seamen.
18 August 2012, 08:45 AM
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She was only the fishmongers daughter who laid it on the slab and said fillet.
18 August 2012, 08:54 AM
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She was only the morticians daughter, but anyone cadavar.
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If it were my mrs,she'd have to put the keys down and and use both hands
Borrowers use two hands for most things.
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gpssti4
.... I asked my wife if she fancied jiggy jiggy in the back of the car. She said no but w**ked me off instead whilst holding her house keys. I'm not sure but I think I was fobbed off
I am not sure that I really wanted to know that!
Les
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