Goddamn stupid bitches
13 July 2012, 02:29 PM
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Goddamn stupid bitches
7months of kindle ownership, great piece of kit and i bring it most places with me.
My less than beloved girlfriend asks me to download that 50 shades of ****e for her, she brings it into work today and one of her work colleagues drops and smashes it to bits. Couldn't even be bothered listening to her **** just told her to throw it in the bin.
sick and tired of women.
My less than beloved girlfriend asks me to download that 50 shades of ****e for her, she brings it into work today and one of her work colleagues drops and smashes it to bits. Couldn't even be bothered listening to her **** just told her to throw it in the bin.
sick and tired of women.
13 July 2012, 02:39 PM
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7months of kindle ownership, great piece of kit and i bring it most places with me.
My less than beloved girlfriend asks me to download that 50 shades of ****e for her, she brings it into work today and one of her work colleagues drops and smashes it to bits. Couldn't even be bothered listening to her **** just told her to throw it in the bin.
sick and tired of women.
My less than beloved girlfriend asks me to download that 50 shades of ****e for her, she brings it into work today and one of her work colleagues drops and smashes it to bits. Couldn't even be bothered listening to her **** just told her to throw it in the bin.
sick and tired of women.
13 July 2012, 03:42 PM
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7months of kindle ownership, great piece of kit and i bring it most places with me.
My less than beloved girlfriend asks me to download that 50 shades of ****e for her, she brings it into work today and one of her work colleagues drops and smashes it to bits. Couldn't even be bothered listening to her **** just told her to throw it in the bin.
sick and tired of women.
My less than beloved girlfriend asks me to download that 50 shades of ****e for her, she brings it into work today and one of her work colleagues drops and smashes it to bits. Couldn't even be bothered listening to her **** just told her to throw it in the bin.
sick and tired of women.
was she using it one-handed?
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13 July 2012, 11:32 PM
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7months of kindle ownership, great piece of kit and i bring it most places with me.
My less than beloved girlfriend asks me to download that 50 shades of ****e for her, she brings it into work today and one of her work colleagues drops and smashes it to bits. Couldn't even be bothered listening to her **** just told her to throw it in the bin.
sick and tired of women.
My less than beloved girlfriend asks me to download that 50 shades of ****e for her, she brings it into work today and one of her work colleagues drops and smashes it to bits. Couldn't even be bothered listening to her **** just told her to throw it in the bin.
sick and tired of women.
My Son has got his first car and gave his mates a lift on a recent outing. One of them manged to break the door handle when he was getting out of the car. He laughed and said something like "oh, sorry mate, I have wrecked your door". That was it, no offer to repair it nor nowt. Ok, it's an oldish car, but it's my Sons pride and joy. Glad I didn't meet the kid, I would have smacked him, hard
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7months of kindle ownership, great piece of kit and i bring it most places with me.
My less than beloved girlfriend asks me to download that 50 shades of ****e for her, she brings it into work today and one of her work colleagues drops and smashes it to bits. Couldn't even be bothered listening to her **** just told her to throw it in the bin.
sick and tired of women.
My less than beloved girlfriend asks me to download that 50 shades of ****e for her, she brings it into work today and one of her work colleagues drops and smashes it to bits. Couldn't even be bothered listening to her **** just told her to throw it in the bin.
sick and tired of women.
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14 July 2012, 11:49 AM
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My first car was a crappy old mk2 Vaukhall Astra Estate diesel.....non turbo!
But it my pride and joy! One weekend a mate had use of his parents static caravan. He wouldn't let our friends smoke inside (and rightly so). Stupidly, I had left my car unlocked so a few of the retards decided that to stay dry, they would smoke in my car.
The next morning, when I went to get something from the astra, I noticed that the front seats were covered in burn marks!
Bloody hot rock burns as well!
Was not happy but nobody would own up to it. I just kept getting told to 'chill out'.
Felt like lamping the lot of them.
Some people just have no respect.
But it my pride and joy! One weekend a mate had use of his parents static caravan. He wouldn't let our friends smoke inside (and rightly so). Stupidly, I had left my car unlocked so a few of the retards decided that to stay dry, they would smoke in my car.
The next morning, when I went to get something from the astra, I noticed that the front seats were covered in burn marks!
Bloody hot rock burns as well!Was not happy but nobody would own up to it. I just kept getting told to 'chill out'.
Felt like lamping the lot of them.
Some people just have no respect.
14 July 2012, 12:13 PM
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My first car was a crappy old mk2 Vaukhall Astra Estate diesel.....non turbo!
But it my pride and joy! One weekend a mate had use of his parents static caravan. He wouldn't let our friends smoke inside (and rightly so). Stupidly, I had left my car unlocked so a few of the retards decided that to stay dry, they would smoke in my car.
The next morning, when I went to get something from the astra, I noticed that the front seats were covered in burn marks! Bloody hot rock burns as well!
Was not happy but nobody would own up to it. I just kept getting told to 'chill out'.
Felt like lamping the lot of them.
Some people just have no respect.
But it my pride and joy! One weekend a mate had use of his parents static caravan. He wouldn't let our friends smoke inside (and rightly so). Stupidly, I had left my car unlocked so a few of the retards decided that to stay dry, they would smoke in my car.
The next morning, when I went to get something from the astra, I noticed that the front seats were covered in burn marks!
Bloody hot rock burns as well!Was not happy but nobody would own up to it. I just kept getting told to 'chill out'.
Felt like lamping the lot of them.
Some people just have no respect.
14 July 2012, 01:12 PM
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My first car was a crappy old mk2 Vaukhall Astra Estate diesel.....non turbo!
But it my pride and joy! One weekend a mate had use of his parents static caravan. He wouldn't let our friends smoke inside (and rightly so). Stupidly, I had left my car unlocked so a few of the retards decided that to stay dry, they would smoke in my car.
The next morning, when I went to get something from the astra, I noticed that the front seats were covered in burn marks! Bloody hot rock burns as well!
Was not happy but nobody would own up to it. I just kept getting told to 'chill out'.
Felt like lamping the lot of them.
Some people just have no respect.
But it my pride and joy! One weekend a mate had use of his parents static caravan. He wouldn't let our friends smoke inside (and rightly so). Stupidly, I had left my car unlocked so a few of the retards decided that to stay dry, they would smoke in my car.
The next morning, when I went to get something from the astra, I noticed that the front seats were covered in burn marks!
Bloody hot rock burns as well!Was not happy but nobody would own up to it. I just kept getting told to 'chill out'.
Felt like lamping the lot of them.
Some people just have no respect.
Breaking others' things e.g. Kindle etc. and not replacing them is bad, so is abusing others' things that you can't replace/mend. it shouldn't even go to the point of replacing and mending. One should be careful with others' posessions, and should not abuse their generosity.
I am very precious about my things. I don't care how close the friendship is, I do not borrow/utilise others' possessions unless its absolutely dire. If I ever have to, I'd take extra care of it, and return it in the condition I borrowed. I don't borrow out my things to others either, specially my books. I have lost a lot of precious books in past when people have either ruined them, or not returned them at all. I can't deal with it any more. My Subaru was only driven by me and the ex-miester. It was just the once when a rogue partner of a friend took the steering wheel and thrapped it, got chased by the coppers, and got done for getting 120mph out on the bypass. He got what he deserved HAHA.
My Passat is only driven by me. Whoever sits in it gets told that they can't put any heavy bags on my leather seats, and there's strictly no smoking and no eating in my car. If I become "billy no user mates" for my rules and regulations one day, I don't really give a damn. At work too, people (mainly university placement students) take out laptops and projectors without much respect for them, because they haven't paid for them. I have put my foot down to ram it down people's throat that they need to value things that others have paid for. Its very annoying when you find the leads missing, lens caps broken and laptops outside their cases.
14 July 2012, 01:21 PM
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Keeping in the spirit of the thread, what really irks me is people that slam doors Pees me off no end. It doesn't happen very often but when it does it's maddening. Is it beyond the realms of comprehension for some people that a car door does not need either pulling/pushing with all one's might to close! Especially an Impreza!
Pees me off no end. It doesn't happen very often but when it does it's maddening. Is it beyond the realms of comprehension for some people that a car door does not need either pulling/pushing with all one's might to close! Especially an Impreza!
14 July 2012, 02:19 PM
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Keeping in the spirit of the thread, what really irks me is people that slam doors Pees me off no end. It doesn't happen very often but when it does it's maddening. Is it beyond the realms of comprehension for some people that a car door does not need either pulling/pushing with all one's might to close! Especially an Impreza!
Pees me off no end. It doesn't happen very often but when it does it's maddening. Is it beyond the realms of comprehension for some people that a car door does not need either pulling/pushing with all one's might to close! Especially an Impreza!
Nice to know i'm not the only one who hates this,worse is the people who don't quite close the door properly,and then lean on the door to close it..
And don't even have to mention about slamming the boot shut,P!sses me right off if someone slams the boot..
Most seem to have got the message now when i give them a ride,but as they get out the car,i still have to remind them,don't slam the door
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14 July 2012, 06:30 PM
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What used to get me annoyed was passenger opening the door into others cars or worse walls so they could get out easier. They used to do it lots on my Mk1 MR2 since it had fairly long doors. They only got offered a lift once if they did it.
If i damage my car by doing somthing stupid it annoys me but it's my fault so when other do it for no valid reason it really winds me up.
If i damage my car by doing somthing stupid it annoys me but it's my fault so when other do it for no valid reason it really winds me up.
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14 July 2012, 07:17 PM
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Then i banned her because i would hardly get going when,OHHHH you going too fast slow down,WHAT i'm like we've only just moved off..
Got my own back though when i took the family out for her birthday and i went along the express way
Lets just say when we got to the pub her face was as white as a tin of dulux paint.Her and my sister in the back sounded like someone was being murdered.. me and dad were just p!ssing ourselves laughing...I took it steady on the way back though,didn't want sick all over the interior,having just had a meal and drink...
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