RobsyUK

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I normally smoke in the back garden and tonight decided to pop out the front for a quick one.

while enjoying my cancer I noticed my neighbour fillinger her 2010 pugeot with oil.

I asked if everything was ok and she replied " I don't have a clue what I'm doing"

Amazingly not only was she filling the right hole but she stopped at the max on the dipstick.

She didn't even check - She just saw a light flash on her screen saying check oil and was just pouring it in

Lucky girl...

Shes about 55 BTW and no shes not fit.

Scooby Soon!

RobsyUK

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You do NOT want to see her. kinda troll looking

Dirk Diggler 75

[quote=RobsyUK;10682843]You do NOT want to see her. kinda troll looking


........Theres plenty on here .....

davyboy

So she had an oil light on the car and put a litre in?

tony de wonderful

What oil was it?

You'd be surprised what some of these women know about cars, some can even re-fill the washer bottle.

tony de wonderful

Do you want to fill her hole?

addi monster

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Holes ? dipstick ? lube ?

You did didnt you

PaulC72

I would need proper evidence to believe that one.....

SRSport

Which is why it is so ironic when ads say "one lady owner". Is that supposed to make the car more appealing or something?

Lisawrx

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It's not just women that can be thick as f..........

At work I got called over by my manager to help a woman out with anti-freeze. Not whether there was any difference between the brands, but she needed to know where to put it, and he had no idea. When I said to him (not her as I accepted she knew the grand sum of f*** all) it goes in the expansion tank, he had no idea what I was talking about. : I can't even drive, yet I know more than him.

Too many morons driving about without the faintest idea about the very basics of car maintenance.

Stevesbluewrx

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Reminds me of a palnk my Mum had living next to her.

Whilst I arrived at my Mums He told me his oil light had come on. So I went over to his car and check it. It was pretty much dry.

I told him the following. "Mate, you need to feel it up so it is on the level of the dipstick just keep poring and check regular until it hits the dipstick level ".

He answers - "OK, will pop out at lunch and get some".

He goes out at lunch and does not return. Reason was the tit has filled the engine up with around 10 litres of oil so it was at the top of the dipstick itself!!!!

RobsyUK

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She had Castro gtr the big bottle. 15litres is it? I imagine the whole bottle would have gone in if she didn't get it all over the engine...

EddScott

DCI Gene Hunt

tony de wonderful

Ha ha bollocks.

Leslie

She is obviously blessed with a normal degree of intelligence.

Les

Clarebabes

If you have a modern car which is under warranty like mine, I don't think you need to know how to put oil in it. Besides, I have a husband for that, and if I get a flat tyre, I can ring the RAC. Why do these things yourself when you have "people" to do it for you?

Alg

We have Merc Sprinters at work and often they throw up a warning light and an accompanying message, something like " oil level too high, remove some oil."
One doofus driver somehow read this as "please put more oil in the engine" and did so.

You pay peanuts, etc.

addi monster

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dont check your oil and see how valid your warranty is...... epic

tubbytommy

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yup if you take your car in and its damaged due to low oil i doubt the warranty will pay out.

Clarebabes

A light will come on, plus I only did 5,000 miles in a year and get it serviced regularly, I hope they check that!

tubbytommy

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usually to late if the light has come on.

the light is a low pressure light and not a low oil light anyway

addi monster

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It does not make a weany bit if difference if you do 5 miles or 5,000 miles, if its low on oil it will do damage and the light is not a low oil indicator
You sound like the woman i saw at the tyre center the other week, she took her car in for the mot and it failed on 3 tyres with the core exposed All they could get out of her was "well it was fine for the last mot" EPIC

tubbytommy

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womens car maintenace logic =

Jamo

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I was filling the car up in morrisons the other day when a woman pulled up in a 59 kia something small and ugly, it sounded awful very tappety, I said politely you should check your oil, sounds a bit rough, her reply was its ok I got this one because I dont have to check it for 7 years, I asked her to explain...

7 years maintenance free!! she took it that she didnt have to do ANYTHING apart from put petrol in and tax it for 7 years! OMG! her face was a picture when I explained it to her lol..

oil was not even showing on the dipstick (the rod not her).

addi monster

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Mate that made me chuckle

Jamo

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And they have the nerve to say Women are better drivers! HUH.

addi monster

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My wife is learning to drive and she has finaly backed down to my claims that 98% of the times i have to jump on the brakes its a bloody woman thats pulled out on me, and to top it off they then usually mouth at me when its there fcuckin fault


I am going to watch this thread now as its sure to be lively very soon







popcorn anyone

tubbytommy

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wait till you have been a passenger with a women driving a subaru,
i still get flashbacks...............