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Old 12 June 2012, 04:48 PM
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Default Which way does my house face?

Well, here is my stupid question of the week

I need to figure out which way my house faces and I don't have a compass. On internet searching the answer seems to be to find your house on google maps and there will be a compass on the screen.

I've tried this but no compass seems to appear on the screen.

So what should I do?
Old 12 June 2012, 04:50 PM
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Does the sun rise on your front door and set on your back door?
If so, you have a West facing back garden. if the other way then you have an East facing back garden etc etc.

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Buy a compass
Old 12 June 2012, 04:59 PM
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or get an iphone with a built in compass
Old 12 June 2012, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by fitzscoob
or get an iphone with a built in compass
Or an Android phone with a built in compass! Much cheaper and better option than an iCompass
Old 12 June 2012, 05:11 PM
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Satellite dish is always facing south try that and Polaris look the other way
Old 12 June 2012, 05:11 PM
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Surely just Google maps it and up is North? No compass needed on screen. OK there could be some dispute about what exact degree on the compass it faces but seems to work for me to work out at least 8 points on a compass.
Old 12 June 2012, 05:14 PM
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Google maps does have a compass.
Old 12 June 2012, 05:16 PM
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Hour hand to the sun . The line between that and 12 I clock is north
Old 12 June 2012, 05:18 PM
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Out of interest I just checked Google Maps and I dont see a compass but listen to Miniman, its pretty damn obvious you use youre screen as the compass, the top is north, bottom is south etc.

Or as Steve says, use a watch. What do they teach people in schools nowadays lol

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Old 12 June 2012, 05:23 PM
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Basically just remember that at noon the Sun will be in the south.

Presuming youre in the Northern Hemisphere off course lol
Old 12 June 2012, 05:29 PM
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Look out and pick which direction looks grimmest, that will be North, left will be West, to your right you will find East and behind you there will be Southern Shandy Drinking Ponces.

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Old 12 June 2012, 05:38 PM
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Needle glass of water set fire to your house ask the men with shiny helmets they might help.
Old 12 June 2012, 05:39 PM
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Shanfy ?
Old 12 June 2012, 05:57 PM
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I downloaded a compass onto my samsung galaxy.
Old 12 June 2012, 06:08 PM
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Google Earth. Hover over the top right of the screen to see the North direction.
Old 12 June 2012, 06:20 PM
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Alternatively, if you have a tree in your garden, have a look if there is any moss growing on it. Moss will only grow on the north face of the bark
Old 12 June 2012, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
I downloaded a compass onto my samsung galaxy.
well **** me


Is that you John Wayne? Is this me
Old 12 June 2012, 06:49 PM
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Thanks, compass app downloaded and all sorted
Old 12 June 2012, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Alternatively, if you have a tree in your garden, have a look if there is any moss growing on it. Moss will only grow on the north face of the bark
oh gawd, not Ray fvcking Mears
Old 12 June 2012, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
oh gawd, not Ray fvcking Mears
more like Bear grills!
Old 12 June 2012, 08:11 PM
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Is this the cheapest attempt possible to flog your pile

Old 12 June 2012, 08:31 PM
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Go to your nearest mosque and have a look-see which way the inhabitants are facing.
Old 12 June 2012, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Is this the cheapest attempt possible to flog your pile


What do you mean?
Old 12 June 2012, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by zip106
Go to your nearest mosque and have a look-see which way the inhabitants are facing.

No mosques near me mate, I can afford to live away from all the immigrants
Old 12 June 2012, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
No mosques near me mate, I can afford to live away from all the immigrants
Old 12 June 2012, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Satellite dish is always facing south try that and Polaris look the other way
Mine faces east...

The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. It's that easy...
Old 12 June 2012, 11:28 PM
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OK, so here's my theory:
We're either witnessing medical history, in the form of the first documented case of somnambulant internet-forum posting, or DingDongler is really a 6-year old girl
Old 13 June 2012, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
No mosques near me mate, I can afford to live away from all the immigrants
Ha haaaaah
Old 13 June 2012, 10:58 AM
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[quote=Dingdongler;10662461]

Well, here is my stupid question of the decade

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EFA


Remind me not to get lost in the desert with you.....

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