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28 April 2012, 11:51 PM
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My neighbor
My neighbor sed 2 me 2day
ow *** u av so many cars
I sed "The wife and I av been doin a bit of swinging recently"
"Oh rite" he sed sheepishly "Do a lot of m stay over then
"No,It's just that every time she pulls a set of keys out the hat, the owner pisses off"
29 April 2012, 12:10 AM
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I bet you do a bit of wife swapping don't you SLAB!?
29 April 2012, 12:55 AM
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No m8 only a bit of ******* @ weekends
29 April 2012, 08:57 AM
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Stick to copy and pasting the jokes mate
29 April 2012, 09:08 AM
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Stick to copy and pasting the jokes mate
That was a joke?
I thought it was some type of code, had the boys down at Bletchley Park working on this. Got them working in shifts!
29 April 2012, 09:17 AM
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When they **** off, why don't they drive away
Why leave their cars behind - makes no sense
29 April 2012, 11:13 AM
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When they **** off, why don't they drive away
Why leave their cars behind - makes no sense
oh my oh my shes that ugly they run out the house
ALSO THE CLUES IN THE JOKE
WHEN SHE PICK THE KEYS OUT THE BOWL (SHE)
SIMPLES
29 April 2012, 11:57 AM
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Which language are we using today. I have Google translate fired up in preparation
29 April 2012, 11:58 AM
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Which language are we using today. I have Google translate fired up in preparation
29 April 2012, 05:18 PM
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Which language are we using today. I have Google translate fired up in preparation
29 April 2012, 05:22 PM
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oh my oh my shes that ugly they run out the house
ALSO THE CLUES IN THE JOKE
WHEN SHE PICK THE KEYS OUT THE BOWL (SHE)
SIMPLES
surely if there is any doubt re the muff on offer, then you take a spare set of keys
not rocket science
29 April 2012, 05:38 PM
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Let me find another joke lolol
29 April 2012, 05:43 PM
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Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
29 April 2012, 06:32 PM
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29 April 2012, 08:04 PM
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Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
aint that the truth -- my wifes so fat, took a picture of her at christmas, and it's still printing!!
30 April 2012, 11:42 AM
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My neighbor sed 2 me 2day
ow *** u av so many cars
I sed "The wife and I av been doin a bit of swinging recently"
"Oh rite" he sed sheepishly "Do a lot of m stay over then
"No,It's just that every time she pulls a set of keys out the hat, the owner pisses off"
What did he just say?
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30 April 2012, 12:33 PM
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What did he just say?
Les
you got to be kidding
were you from m8 ive a massive feeling your down south.
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Thats easy for you to say!
I assumed you were joking and so was I!
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