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Old 28 April 2012, 11:51 PM
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My neighbor sed 2 me 2day
ow *** u av so many cars
I sed "The wife and I av been doin a bit of swinging recently"

"Oh rite" he sed sheepishly "Do a lot of m stay over then
"No,It's just that every time she pulls a set of keys out the hat, the owner pisses off"
Old 29 April 2012, 12:10 AM
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I bet you do a bit of wife swapping don't you SLAB!?
Old 29 April 2012, 12:55 AM
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No m8 only a bit of ******* @ weekends
Old 29 April 2012, 08:57 AM
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Stick to copy and pasting the jokes mate
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Stick to copy and pasting the jokes mate
That was a joke?
I thought it was some type of code, had the boys down at Bletchley Park working on this. Got them working in shifts!
Old 29 April 2012, 09:17 AM
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When they **** off, why don't they drive away

Why leave their cars behind - makes no sense
Old 29 April 2012, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
When they **** off, why don't they drive away

Why leave their cars behind - makes no sense
oh my oh my shes that ugly they run out the house
ALSO THE CLUES IN THE JOKE
WHEN SHE PICK THE KEYS OUT THE BOWL (SHE)
SIMPLES
Old 29 April 2012, 11:57 AM
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Which language are we using today. I have Google translate fired up in preparation
Old 29 April 2012, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Which language are we using today. I have Google translate fired up in preparation



Old 29 April 2012, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Which language are we using today. I have Google translate fired up in preparation
Old 29 April 2012, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by SLAB
oh my oh my shes that ugly they run out the house
ALSO THE CLUES IN THE JOKE
WHEN SHE PICK THE KEYS OUT THE BOWL (SHE)
SIMPLES
surely if there is any doubt re the muff on offer, then you take a spare set of keys

not rocket science
Old 29 April 2012, 05:38 PM
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Let me find another joke lolol
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Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Old 29 April 2012, 06:32 PM
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Old 29 April 2012, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by SLAB
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
aint that the truth -- my wifes so fat, took a picture of her at christmas, and it's still printing!!
Old 30 April 2012, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by SLAB
My neighbor sed 2 me 2day
ow *** u av so many cars
I sed "The wife and I av been doin a bit of swinging recently"

"Oh rite" he sed sheepishly "Do a lot of m stay over then
"No,It's just that every time she pulls a set of keys out the hat, the owner pisses off"
What did he just say?

Les
Old 30 April 2012, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
What did he just say?

Les
you got to be kidding
were you from m8 ive a massive feeling your down south.

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Old 01 May 2012, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by SLAB
you got to be kidding
were you from m8 ive a massive feeling your down south.

Thats easy for you to say!
I assumed you were joking and so was I!

Les
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Yes m8 all good fun
Old 03 May 2012, 12:04 PM
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