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Old 16 April 2012, 01:11 PM
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Talking Sleep with 15 Women a week !!!

Wish I'd thought of this !

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...cess-rate.html

Going to book an appointment to get a sperm count.
Old 16 April 2012, 01:15 PM
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"Sperm banks generally charge around four to five thousand pounds for inseminations. Ed does it for free."

He's all heart!
Old 16 April 2012, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by alloy
"Sperm banks generally charge around four to five thousand pounds for inseminations. Ed does it for free."

He's all heart!

Old 16 April 2012, 01:17 PM
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15 a month, not enough hours in a day for 3 a night!!! He is a looker though

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Old 16 April 2012, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by speedking
15 a month, not enough hours in a day for 3 a night!!! He is a looker though :freak:
He's a bit of a ringer to Family Guy
Old 16 April 2012, 01:20 PM
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why cant he get drunk and make a "donation" to the local women like the rest of us!
Old 16 April 2012, 01:46 PM
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For god sake I hope robsy dont read this
Old 16 April 2012, 02:20 PM
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I would love try this and demoand photos on application, if the photos are OK then game on, I would bet though that every single women he ***** is RAF though and fat girls don't count as notches.
Old 16 April 2012, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by alloy
Ed does it for free
Weddings and bar mitzvah's a speciality
Old 16 April 2012, 02:47 PM
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The only girl I know who's had a turkey baster baby you just wouldn't want to. Still maybe he gets them to put a bag over their heads or something

Doggy is supposed to be better for insemination too
Old 16 April 2012, 03:05 PM
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You have no right to anonymity as the law changed a few years ago. So in 18 years time there is the possibility of multiple knocking on your door and a "Hi Dad!".

(there was also some rumour about the CSA, but presumably the contracts have been tightened up since then)
Old 16 April 2012, 06:58 PM
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I'm in the wrong job! HE is an ugly ****** though isn't he!

I'd never do it though... 89 women wanting CSA money from me.. Besides I'd wanna end in the bum
Old 16 April 2012, 09:33 PM
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I bet he has to knock one out and just jab it in at the last minute, sounds ok to me !
Old 16 April 2012, 09:35 PM
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Bash one out n throw it at them.... Catch lol
Old 16 April 2012, 09:35 PM
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i get loads of emails from eastern europen women willing to do anything for a uk passport apparently,


When i email back saying come fit my new bathroom suite i dont get the response i was expecting
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