SLAB

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The old ladys & kiddies gone to Great Yarmouth for 5 days yeee fooking yarrrrrrrrrrrrr play with me car all night lolol

Gear Head

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As if it is your car that you'll be playing with!

specialx

**** with the sound on!!!! Yes they do make noises!!!!!

fitzscoob

Cleenex lorry on the way with fresh stocks and the power cord securely inserted into the laptop so you dont get interrupted when playing with your....erm....car, yeah right

kingofturds

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Be careful with 5 days of uninterrupted internet ****. On day 1 you will be looking at pictures of boobies, by day 5 the only way you will be able to get your rocks off will be by hanging from your ***** from some soho dungeon, being asphyxiated by a group of midget **** hookers.

It's a slippery slope

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Mrs Chop went away for 3 days last year.

When I was at home the night she got back having cleaned and cooked she thought it was because I missed her.

Reality was I couldn't have drunk another drop, must have cleared 10 pints every night in the local and couldn't face anymore.

Chop

RobsyUK

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Im a sad mess when the wife is gone. Yeah like above I can have sound louder on the **** but I find I watch most of her programmes & even tidy up do the washing etc..

Oh my god im a Bitch

SLAB

iTrader: (77)

cleenex no need m8 have a bay window long curtains, trick is wipe on the out side only.
And if she dose, blame the kids for wiping there nose lolol