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Old 20 March 2012, 12:00 AM
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Default Blonde chick explains mph

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIyup2jw79U

I think I'm in love ...
Old 20 March 2012, 12:07 AM
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I'd do her though
Old 20 March 2012, 12:11 AM
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Good to see road safety in the US of A is taken seriously. Filming yourself and conducting an interview whilst driving on the motorway.
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Surely that cant be for real, if it is, how does someone that dumb not set fire too themselves or cut their own head off ?

Being attractive is not an excuse, I cant stand cute but dumb, especially when they don't try because they don't have to because us dopey men want to **** them, the occasional hint that she isn't a Physics genius is fine but that would grate, it was like fooling a dog by throwing a ball but keeping hold of it, I would have dumped her somewhere where they could look after her properly !
Old 20 March 2012, 12:16 AM
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i would of empty the contents of my nuts in her/over her in any mph she could calculate
Old 20 March 2012, 12:16 AM
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Old 20 March 2012, 03:59 AM
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how is it possible to be that thick
Old 20 March 2012, 10:24 AM
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Why do ALL American bints now sp[eak right down their noses?

It's getting so that you can't understand them on TV.
Old 20 March 2012, 11:59 AM
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I think I would persuade her to get out of the car, shut the door and I would just keep going!

Les
Old 20 March 2012, 12:14 PM
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Wow, stupid on a epic scale of stupidness!
Old 20 March 2012, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
I think I would persuade her to get out of the car, shut the door and I would just keep going!

Les

think I would persuade her to get out of the car, bend over and I would just keep going!
Old 20 March 2012, 01:58 PM
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Looking again, she isnt that attractive, coupled with the fact she is so dumb doesnt do it for me, ok all blokes seem to have to say that they would have sex with her but I couldnt imagine having a partner that cant get the concept of "Miles Per Hour", it would be so frustrating like being with a fully grown female seven year old, and not a very smart seven year old, you couldnt leave her to her own devices, she couldnt really have a job if she really is that thick, that is either a terrible education, abnormally low IQ or a good actress on a wind up.

Not sure despite how many seem to want to impregnate her whether she should breed, the offspring, if they take after her may be on a par with the dog for intelligence, I can feel a George Bernard Shaw quote coming on here.
Old 20 March 2012, 02:03 PM
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Yeah ok J4CKO..

... But you'd still do her :-)
Old 20 March 2012, 02:25 PM
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Perhaps she runs a bank?

Old 20 March 2012, 02:28 PM
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Yeah just whack it in half! Dumb bint
Old 20 March 2012, 02:43 PM
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Yeah I agree, lets keep her out of the gene pool.
Old 20 March 2012, 05:34 PM
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Am i the only person that doesn't think shes fit or attractive in any way?
Old 20 March 2012, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Why do ALL American bints now sp[eak right down their noses?

It's getting so that you can't understand them on TV.
Does my head in too
Old 20 March 2012, 06:40 PM
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That girl is only a year away from going all masculine like sarah jesssica parker. ***** is ugly and stupid. would not bang.
Old 21 March 2012, 09:55 AM
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She makes my wife sound like a rocket scientist. Still would though, even if only to shut her up.
Old 21 March 2012, 11:06 AM
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not attractive! .... the complete lack of any inteligence makes her even more unnatractive!

A motorway blow would be a good idea though .... save having to look at the face and also stop it spouting such mindless drivelly ****e!

"i make sense, you dont make sense!"

... yes pet, in your own little world that may be true .... now shut the f**k up!
Old 21 March 2012, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
@Saxo Boy..... Lovin' the ROFLcopter..... hahahahaha
Old 22 March 2012, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by gpssti4
She makes my wife sound like a rocket scientist. Still would though, even if only to shut her up.
I'll withdraw my statement.

I've just asked my wife and she didn't know the answer because she's Brasilian and works in km/h! (yes relly)
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