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Old 11 March 2012, 02:47 PM
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Angry Nearly had an accident with an Audi, driver was a total arrogant......

W****r, putting it bluntly.
I'm in the right, tractor stops at top of hill as you can only get one car down due to parked cars, so im halfway up when he does this, there is a turning just after the tractor on the right, the road (if you are at the top) bends to the left and down hill.
So up I go at 30mph, quick wave to the tractor driver to say thanks and mr audi "i can do no wrong" pulls out
So slams on the brakes and stalls (also swerving to avoid the numpty), restart the car and you know what he says?
"Move out of the way".
No sorry my fault, just move out of the way, he even had his young kid in the front seat, window down, called him an arrogant w****r, what a total t**t.

Ok, rant over next time I may just drive into him

Tony
Old 11 March 2012, 02:53 PM
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Audi driver's are the new BMW driver's!
Old 11 March 2012, 03:04 PM
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not all audi drivers are the same , just as bmw , subaru and the rest, you get wa*nkers driving all cars. its just bad when you meet a wa*nker driving any sort of car,
(yes i have a Audi and a merc,subaru,ford)
Old 11 March 2012, 03:06 PM
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Nah, they are both as bad.

And older Volvo drivers are getting close, as are Land-rRover and Range-Rover drivers.
Old 11 March 2012, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Twin Fields
Audi driver's are the new BMW driver's!
Originally Posted by alanbell
not all audi drivers are the same , just as bmw , subaru and the rest, you get wa*nkers driving all cars. its just bad when you meet a wa*nker driving any sort of car,
(yes i have a Audi and a merc,subaru,ford)
Don't blame me. I'm only quoting Jeremy Clarkson!
Old 11 March 2012, 03:27 PM
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Id have just parked it there for 10 mins until he was really annoyed and then asked him if he had anything to say
Old 11 March 2012, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by GAZ2293
Id have just parked it there for 10 mins until he was really annoyed and then asked him if he had anything to say
Chances are you'd of had to wait 10 mins for him to finish his mobile phone call!
Old 11 March 2012, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by alanbell
not all audi drivers are the same , just as bmw , subaru and the rest, you get wa*nkers driving all cars. its just bad when you meet a wa*nker driving any sort of car,
(yes i have a Audi and a merc,subaru,ford)
You're right, not all audi drivers are *******. Most of the ones I know are dead on but then once they step into their Audi A3/4 USS Enterprise S-Line then they become the biggest ******* known to mankind.

I ****ing hate them.
Old 11 March 2012, 03:49 PM
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Lots of bad and aggressive drivers driving things like Range Rover sports and BMW X-6's, especially the performance models, they drive WOT from every standing start, cut bends, basically the new boy racers except more dangerous.
Old 11 March 2012, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
You're right, not all audi drivers are *******. Most of the ones I know are dead on but then once they step into their Audi A3/4 USS Enterprise S-Line then they become the biggest ******* known to mankind.

I ****ing hate them.
RS6 ok then ??
Old 11 March 2012, 03:52 PM
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I was out on my bike yesterday afternoon and came upon a BMW estate in the outside lane of a dual carriageway doing 58 mph. After about 2 miles he pulled over to lane one and I was able to pass. As I did so I looked across and saw that this BMW driver was eating a bag of crisps!

What a Tw*t. Where are the Police at times like these.

Luxury German car drivers very often equals arrogance, whatever the marque!
Old 11 March 2012, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by alanbell
RS6 ok then ??
You mean a proper Audi not powered by the fuel of satan? then yes.
Old 11 March 2012, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Twin Fields
I was out on my bike yesterday afternoon and came upon a BMW estate in the outside lane of a dual carriageway doing 58 mph. After about 2 miles he pulled over to lane one and I was able to pass. As I did so I looked across and saw that this BMW driver was eating a bag of crisps!

What a Tw*t. Where are the Police at times like these.

Luxury German car drivers very often equals arrogance, whatever the marque!
Yes hang, draw and quarter him, eating a bag of crisps, whatever next? Multiple murder?
Old 11 March 2012, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Lots of bad and aggressive drivers driving things like Range Rover sports and BMW X-6's, especially the performance models, they drive WOT from every standing start, cut bends, basically the new boy racers except more dangerous.
I know exactly what you mean, I was behing a 3.0L audi at a set of lights(You`d have thought they were 1/4 mile lights) and saw his son pop his head up and look round, Obviously the dad had said watch this son

He virtually launched his car from a standing start then pulled over to the left lane to let me try and beat him, Gave it a bit of throttle and ta da but this guy had his lad in the car with him too obviously a company motor but still
Old 11 March 2012, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Yes hang, draw and quarter him, eating a bag of crisps, whatever next? Multiple murder?
I note a hint of sarcasm here.

The point I was trying to make was that the driver of the BMW was eating crisps instead of concentrating on driving his car in the overtaking lane of a dual carriageway.

I think even you f1 would agree that a lack of concentration whilst driving has been proven to be a contributing factor in the cause of a lot of accidents.

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Originally Posted by Twin Fields
I note a hint of sarcasm here.

The point I was trying to make was that the driver of the BMW was eating crisps instead of concentrating on driving his car in the overtaking lane of a dual carriageway.

I think even you f1 would agree that a lack of concentration whilst driving has been proven to be a contributing factor in the cause of a lot of accidents.
But the overtaking lane belongs to the bmw drivers so why were you trying to get in it
Old 11 March 2012, 05:27 PM
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I think some people think that because they drive a premium brand that they are superior to other people on the road. When I drove an impreza it was mainly other impreza drivers and chavs that would let me out of junctions etc. When I drove an audi no ****** would let me out, not even other audi drivers

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Originally Posted by Twin Fields
I note a hint of sarcasm here.

The point I was trying to make was that the driver of the BMW was eating crisps instead of concentrating on driving his car in the overtaking lane of a dual carriageway.

I think even you f1 would agree that a lack of concentration whilst driving has been proven to be a contributing factor in the cause of a lot of accidents.
Yes, but eating crisps isn't a driving offence so why were you wanting the police involved?

Yes he showed poor lane discipline, but so do a million others whether they are eating crisps or not.
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I knew someone who got 3 points for eating an apple, Its due care and attention they put it down too
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Hmmmmm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4469879.stm


Originally Posted by f1_fan
Yes, but eating crisps isn't a driving offence so why were you wanting the police involved?

Yes he showed poor lane discipline, but so do a million others whether they are eating crisps or not.
Old 11 March 2012, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Yes, but eating crisps isn't a driving offence so why were you wanting the police involved?

Yes he showed poor lane discipline, but so do a million others whether they are eating crisps or not.
It would appear that it is:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4469879.stm




If the Police had of been following this BMW driver instead of me, I feel sure they would have pulled the selfish a*se.

You'd argue any point going just for the sake of it.

You can take that attitude with you out on the road any time you want and see where it takes you.

It won't be long before you're having the Police pulling your sorry a*se!

Originally Posted by GAZ2293
I knew someone who got 3 points for eating an apple, Its due care and attention they put it down too
Thank You. I rest my case!

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I drive a Audi , case solved on the ****** theory
Old 11 March 2012, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by TonyBurns
W****r, putting it bluntly.
I'm in the right, tractor stops at top of hill as you can only get one car down due to parked cars, so im halfway up when he does this, there is a turning just after the tractor on the right, the road (if you are at the top) bends to the left and down hill.
So up I go at 30mph, quick wave to the tractor driver to say thanks and mr audi "i can do no wrong" pulls out
So slams on the brakes and stalls (also swerving to avoid the numpty), restart the car and you know what he says?
"Move out of the way".
No sorry my fault, just move out of the way, he even had his young kid in the front seat, window down, called him an arrogant w****r, what a total t**t.

Ok, rant over next time I may just drive into him

Tony
If it was an R8, then yes, get the **** of of his way !!! We are a better bread of Audi driver and deserve all the road.

If it was a Boggo A3/4 sales rep type, then yes, he was a wa.nker.
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Originally Posted by GAZ2293
I know exactly what you mean, I was behing a 3.0L audi at a set of lights(You`d have thought they were 1/4 mile lights) and saw his son pop his head up and look round, Obviously the dad had said watch this son

He virtually launched his car from a standing start then pulled over to the left lane to let me try and beat him, Gave it a bit of throttle and ta da but this guy had his lad in the car with him too obviously a company motor but still
Having a big protective car around you will all the safety, stability, traction control etc....the auto box too. It's a big temptation and ease to floor it everywhere.

Take no skill or commitment, no difficult clutch to master or gears to change.

I can honestly see why 20 year old guys in Saxos want to prove their manhood in this way but balding 40 y/o's in luxo-sports-utilities? I don't get it?

If I can be sure one car will be driven by a dick it is a M-sports X6. This always rings alarm bells with me even as a pedestrian.
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
If I can be sure one car will be driven by a dick it is a M-sports X6. This always rings alarm bells with me even as a pedestrian.
Buying the thing is an act of lunacy in itself so it's going to be rapidly downhill from thereon in.
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
Buying the thing is an act of lunacy in itself so it's going to be rapidly downhill from thereon in.
Is that the one that looks like a stoom troopers helmet
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Originally Posted by GAZ2293
Is that the one that looks like a stoom troopers helmet
Yes helmet being the operative word.
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turbobot would probably say it was phallo-centirc.

Still I see plenty of women in these cars. I suppose they are sublimating their Freudian ***** envy?
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Originally Posted by Twin Fields
It would appear that it is:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4469879.stm




If the Police had of been following this BMW driver instead of me, I feel sure they would have pulled the selfish a*se.

You'd argue any point going just for the sake of it.

You can take that attitude with you out on the road any time you want and see where it takes you.

It won't be long before you're having the Police pulling your sorry a*se!



Thank You. I rest my case!
No they got pulled for driving without due care and attention NOT for eating an apple!

Oh and I have never been pulled in all the years I've been driving, but then I do the basics like observe lane discipline, keep to a sensible speed ... and things like not getting irate like some childish moron over someone eating some crisps
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Originally Posted by alanbell
not all audi drivers are the same , just as bmw , subaru and the rest, you get wa*nkers driving all cars. its just bad when you meet a wa*nker driving any sort of car,
(yes i have a Audi and a merc,subaru,ford)


Yes your right but I think people who drive say S6's are right *******


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