Frank Carson jokes...
24 February 2012, 03:04 PM
#1
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Liverpool
Posts: 3,229
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Frank Carson jokes...
Chris Evans was telling Frank Carson jokes on Radio 2 this morning, this one in particular made me laugh
Wife - "Will you still love me if you win the lottery?"
Husband - "Of course I'll still love you darling, I'll miss you but I'll still love you!!"
Wife - "Will you still love me if you win the lottery?"
Husband - "Of course I'll still love you darling, I'll miss you but I'll still love you!!"
24 February 2012, 03:09 PM
#2
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: surrey/west sussex
Posts: 3,189
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
I was in a restaurant in the Far East and ordered the octopus, the waiter said it would take four hours, why's that I asked? It keeps turning the gas off he says.... 
24 February 2012, 03:10 PM
#3
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: surrey/west sussex
Posts: 3,189
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
A man goes into Boots and says: “Have you got Viagra?” “Do you have a prescription?” asks the chemist. “No,” he replies, “But I’ve got a photograph of the wife... ”
24 February 2012, 03:15 PM
#5
Scooby Regular
24 February 2012, 03:19 PM
#6
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Liverpool
Posts: 3,229
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
24 February 2012, 03:21 PM
#7
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: surrey/west sussex
Posts: 3,189
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly -"Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again."
Trending Topics
24 February 2012, 03:33 PM
#9
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: use the Marauder's Map to find out.
Posts: 2,041
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Paddy was trying to sell his car but nobody was buying it. His pal Mick suggested that it was because it had 82000 miles on the clock and that he should turn the mileage back. Paddy did this and Mick saw him still driving the same car a couple of weeks later. "I thought you would have managed to sell the car now that you've clocked it", he said. "Sure, why would I want to be selling a good car that's only done 12000 miles?" says Paddy.
24 February 2012, 05:40 PM
#10
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: If you're not braking or accelerating you're wasting time.
Posts: 2,684
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
The Irish National Mountaineering Team failed to reach the summit of Everest as they run out of scaffolding.
The Irish Space Programme set out to launch a manned mission to the Sun.
A NASA expert said that it would fail & they would all be consumed by the immense heat.
The Irish said they had thought of that & would be going at night.
Fortunately the mission was abandoned as they couldn't find a bottle big enough to put the rocket in.
The Irish Tour de France winner did a lap of honour.
The Irish Space Programme set out to launch a manned mission to the Sun.
A NASA expert said that it would fail & they would all be consumed by the immense heat.
The Irish said they had thought of that & would be going at night.
Fortunately the mission was abandoned as they couldn't find a bottle big enough to put the rocket in.
The Irish Tour de France winner did a lap of honour.
25 February 2012, 11:18 AM
#15
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 39,877
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
25 February 2012, 08:40 PM
#16
Seen an app on my friends Ipad on friday called 'ifrank' was very amusing and well worth the 65p it cost him!
The undertaker said, 'I'm sorry your mother in law is dead, do you want her embalmed, cremated or buried'.
'I said take no chances, give her the lot'
The undertaker said, 'I'm sorry your mother in law is dead, do you want her embalmed, cremated or buried'.
'I said take no chances, give her the lot'
