SLAB

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I told my wife, "I've got a new job having sex live on stage."
She said, "Are you having me on?"
I replied, "I'll ask my boss but so far they've all been thin and pretty."

please note this is a joke

steve ex vauxhall

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super_ted

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pmsl

bigsinky

My wife just called me.

She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous."

I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers then."

bigsinky

I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.

Or foreplay, as she calls it.

SLAB

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SirFozzalot