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Old 02 February 2012, 05:25 PM
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Are you insured for sex?

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Sex with your wife - Legal and General
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare
Sex with a Fat bird - More Than
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels
Sex with a posh bird - Privilege
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
Sex with Vicky the Scouser - Liverpool Victoria
Sex with a sailor - Admiral
Sex with Tilda - Swinton's
Sex with a man - Hiscox
Sex for money - Commercial Union
Sex sober - AA
Sex with an animal - Pet Plan
Sex for the over 50s - Saga
Sex for premature ejaculators - Swiftcover
Sex, lying back thinking of England - Churchill
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Old 03 February 2012, 08:46 AM
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LOL at all the others but that DID make me laugh!!!!
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I am with Swinton and have never found the need for recourse to the insurance since Tilda is very widely experienced and has served me well.

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