Sex Insurance
 

Are you insured for sex?

Make sure you get the right cover...

Sex with your wife - Legal and General
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare
Sex with a Fat bird - More Than
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels
Sex with a posh bird - Privilege
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
Sex with Vicky the Scouser - Liverpool Victoria
Sex with a sailor - Admiral
Sex with Tilda - Swinton's
Sex with a man - Hiscox
Sex for money - Commercial Union
Sex sober - AA
Sex with an animal - Pet Plan
Sex for the over 50s - Saga
Sex for premature ejaculators - Swiftcover
Sex, lying back thinking of England - Churchill
Sex with snuff movies - Axa

Very good! :lol1:

love it

Sex in a threesome - Co-op
Sex while thinking of shopping - Tesco
Sex with Delia - Norwich Union

:lol1:

brilliant.

Awesome :-D

Great cheap sex - Moley_WRX






Did I just say that :wonder:

lol @ pet plan

Sex with someone with alzheimer's - confused.com

Sex with a 1970's vauxhall - Aviva

Sex with a yorkshire slag - esure

Sex with Adele - Elephant Insurance ?

Sex with a bunch of useless retards - kwikfit insurance..

LOL at all the others but that DID make me laugh!!!!

:lol1::lol1::lol1:

Very good made my morning lol

I am with Swinton and have never found the need for recourse to the insurance since Tilda is very widely experienced and has served me well.

Les ;)