How blonde is this?
10 January 2012, 10:00 AM
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How blonde is this?
Originally Posted by Chantelle
Alex was laughing at me earlier, because I thought the Sun and the Moon were the same thing. Turns out they're not!
10 January 2012, 10:12 AM
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A guy (not even blonde) told me once that it was a different sun in Spain, as it was much hotter than the sun over the UK 
He thought I was winding him up when I said it was the same sun
He thought I was winding him up when I said it was the same sun
10 January 2012, 10:14 AM
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My ex (blonde funnily enough) turned a pizza upside down and put it back in the oven, when questioned what the hell she was doing, I quote "To cook the other side"
10 January 2012, 10:28 AM
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Managed to persuade our blonde ex model secretary once that they were finally decimalising the minute. They were changing it to 100 seconds per minute instead of 60 to fall in line with the rest of the world. Which would render most UK watches useless.
She was most upset. Ahh bless! The fun we had in those days! Gotta love em!
She was most upset. Ahh bless! The fun we had in those days! Gotta love em!
10 January 2012, 10:32 AM
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10 January 2012, 10:38 AM
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I was on the way back from a do in London with my ex driving.We had to go back over Tower Bridge.
I told her that she would have to maintain a speed of 45mph over the bridge to clear the 6 inch expansion gap in the middle which she proceded to do.
I told her that she would have to maintain a speed of 45mph over the bridge to clear the 6 inch expansion gap in the middle which she proceded to do.
10 January 2012, 11:08 AM
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10 January 2012, 01:18 PM
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Managed to persuade our blonde ex model secretary once that they were finally decimalising the minute. They were changing it to 100 seconds per minute instead of 60 to fall in line with the rest of the world. Which would render most UK watches useless.
She was most upset. Ahh bless! The fun we had in those days! Gotta love em!
She was most upset. Ahh bless! The fun we had in those days! Gotta love em!
10 January 2012, 08:06 PM
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Pah, Chantelle is a fake blonde, this is a real deal blonde! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
10 January 2012, 08:17 PM
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11 January 2012, 09:21 AM
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It was my daughters birthday last Sunday, my mum asked what we were getting her, I said "a kindle", "what's that?" she asked, so I told her its something for downloading books on to 
Sunday morning arrived and my parents came over to deliver her presents, one of which was a leather bookmark
we couldn't help but laugh, my mum asked why we were laughing, so I showed her the kindle, after a quick inspection she asked "well where do the books go?"
Sunday morning arrived and my parents came over to deliver her presents, one of which was a leather bookmark
we couldn't help but laugh, my mum asked why we were laughing, so I showed her the kindle, after a quick inspection she asked "well where do the books go?"
11 January 2012, 01:13 PM
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11 January 2012, 07:53 PM
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Had a friend who
1. when asked where electricity came from, she replied, "The countryside. They plug it in there."
2. Used to wait for the electricity to drain out of the TV before unplugging it from the wall.
She was a Nurse, along with my wife.
Her husband and I used to swear that when they both got changed, they left their brains in their lockers too.
Wasn't blonde either
feckwits.
1. when asked where electricity came from, she replied, "The countryside. They plug it in there."
2. Used to wait for the electricity to drain out of the TV before unplugging it from the wall.
She was a Nurse, along with my wife.
Her husband and I used to swear that when they both got changed, they left their brains in their lockers too.
Wasn't blonde either
feckwits.
11 January 2012, 09:02 PM
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I had a heated hand wash fitted to the my works Land rover and the wife said " how are you going to plumb it in to the mains water the pipe won't be long enuff " I then explained you put water in the top and she just said oh I see
