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Old 09 January 2012, 09:16 PM
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Default Coppers on Ch4 right now..

..just flicking through channels and found this on..

.. It's cracking - police with no political correctness going on, saying how it is..

super stuff so far + funny
Old 09 January 2012, 09:22 PM
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on it too! that dead guy in the woods with the huge knife!
Old 09 January 2012, 09:23 PM
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I live in Mansfield /Kirkby
Old 09 January 2012, 09:23 PM
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The hard ****** sobbing like a baby lol.
Old 09 January 2012, 09:27 PM
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Old 09 January 2012, 09:29 PM
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are they your trainers ? - No comment !!
Old 09 January 2012, 09:32 PM
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Dannii minogue was ****e.
Old 09 January 2012, 09:37 PM
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Breaking into your neighbours house to steel their fake jewellery is pretty low
Old 09 January 2012, 09:41 PM
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That was the advert voice btw.
Old 09 January 2012, 09:51 PM
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Bbc2 was good.
Old 09 January 2012, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Bbc2 was good.
BBC2 9-10pm, CH4+1 10-11pm FTW
Old 09 January 2012, 10:27 PM
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I've nicked Hodgkinson before. Complete tosser.

The bit which made me laugh most was the comment about going back in uniform - she wouldn't do it.

The biggest **** take was seeing that certain staff member who NEVER leaves the nick actually went to see a victim. I'll give you a clue, it was the one who had the sub-title Case Progression. She's on the interference team and spends all day going through other cops jobs and sending them emails telling them to do things that they have already done.

The comment about not going home on time was completely untrue, CID at Mansfield always **** off early and are only available if they want you to help them.
Old 09 January 2012, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Ant
I live in Mansfield /Kirkby
That's nothing to be proud of
Old 09 January 2012, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
That's nothing to be proud of
I know
Old 09 January 2012, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
I've nicked Hodgkinson before. Complete tosser.

The bit which made me laugh most was the comment about going back in uniform - she wouldn't do it.

The biggest **** take was seeing that certain staff member who NEVER leaves the nick actually went to see a victim. I'll give you a clue, it was the one who had the sub-title Case Progression. She's on the interference team and spends all day going through other cops jobs and sending them emails telling them to do things that they have already done.

The comment about not going home on time was completely untrue, CID at Mansfield always **** off early and are only available if they want you to help them.

Do you appear in any of these programmes?
Old 09 January 2012, 10:50 PM
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These people are investigating crimes? (turn speaker up)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3nN9LU9MRk
Old 09 January 2012, 10:53 PM
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What a ****! (the scrubber being discussed, not Mansfield CID officers).
Old 09 January 2012, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Ant
I live in Mansfield /Kirkby
Oh, near Stableford?
Old 09 January 2012, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by zip106
Do you appear in any of these programmes?
The only response cop featured tonight was Nathan, who turned up at the snake job. He comes on duty when my shift knocks off. But I've escaped anyway.
Old 09 January 2012, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by bonesetter
Oh, near Stableford?
'Stabbo' for us locals
Old 09 January 2012, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
The biggest **** take was seeing that certain staff member who NEVER leaves the nick actually went to see a victim. I'll give you a clue, it was the one who had the sub-title Case Progression.
A. Short blonde bob?
B. Mousey with eyes too far apart?
C. Long brown hair?


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Old 09 January 2012, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8
A. Short blonde bob?
B. Mousey with eyes too far apart?
C. Long brown hair?


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Old 09 January 2012, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Ant
I live in Mansfield /Kirkby
Scab
Old 09 January 2012, 11:10 PM
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B. That was my guess too. Certainly the least likable / hardest to sympathise with.
Old 10 January 2012, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
I've nicked Hodgkinson before. Complete tosser.

The bit which made me laugh most was the comment about going back in uniform - she wouldn't do it.

The biggest **** take was seeing that certain staff member who NEVER leaves the nick actually went to see a victim. I'll give you a clue, it was the one who had the sub-title Case Progression. She's on the interference team and spends all day going through other cops jobs and sending them emails telling them to do things that they have already done.

The comment about not going home on time was completely untrue, CID at Mansfield always **** off early and are only available if they want you to help them.
It’s the same here. When do CID ever turn up for the initial report of a burglary, missper etc etc.

I could get some serious mileage from that Hodgkinson if he bursts into tears every five minutes.
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If anything good comes from it, at least everyone who watched will know how much of a **** he is.
Old 10 January 2012, 09:16 AM
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What a role model !
Old 10 January 2012, 03:32 PM
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I was very puzzled myself when I saw CID actually out of their office investigating something and not skanking uniform with the stuff they cant be bothered with.
I was also very puzzled when they got involved in the search for a misper. When I heard that I though someone had spiked my tea.

I watched the show with the GF and she was amazed at the behaviour of some of the public shown on there. Nicking from your neighbour then getting all tearful when Plod go looking for you.
Then that lad being all evasive, and sounding very thick, when asked about the people who'd come to his house
I just sat there saying, these are the people my lot are out dealing with all day

It's a good show because it's amazing how real it is. It's a pity Winsor didn't watch it before taking away all our pay and conditions
Old 10 January 2012, 03:41 PM
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I thought cid and traffic cops were up there with unicorns, to be fair though I did see a traffic cop in asda the other day buying some munchies.
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The 'very thick' lad was evasive because he was afraid, I think. They were unlikely to get much help as a camera was there to record his 'grassing'. The situation wasnt dealt with brilliantly, Im sure youll agree?

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