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Old 05 December 2011, 02:58 PM
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The phrase "methinks he doth protest too much" (well, if that were the actual phrase, I know it's incorrect, but it serves it's purpose here) springs to mind inr regards to the constant comments that it's 100% real, but it is somewhat amusing.

A collection of texts from some white teen who seems to believe he's a gansta *****:
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I wonder if he's Westwood's Protégé?
Old 05 December 2011, 03:08 PM
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Brilliant mate, thanks for posting.
Old 05 December 2011, 03:48 PM
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genuine coffe spitting moment from actual coffee cup

"Im gonna throw it a frisbee dipped in poison then"
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funny stuff
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Best giggle i've had in ages, pure genius!!
Old 05 December 2011, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Markus
The phrase "methinks he doth protest too much" (well, if that were the actual phrase, I know it's incorrect, but it serves it's purpose here) springs to mind inr regards to the constant comments that it's 100% real, but it is somewhat amusing.

A collection of texts from some white teen who seems to believe he's a gansta *****:
Texts From Bennett

I wonder if he's Westwood's Protégé?
Just a little too much protestation!


Player Queen:
Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife,
If once I be a widow, ever I be a wife!


Player King:
'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here a while,
My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile
The tedious day with sleep.


Player Queen:
Sleep rock thy brain,
And never come mischance between us twain!


Hamlet:
Madam, how like you this play?


Queen:
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.


Hamlet Act 3, scene 2, 222–230
Almost always misquoted as "Methinks the lady doth protest too much," Queen Gertrude's line is both drier than the misquotation (thanks to the delayed "methinks") and much more ironic. Prince Hamlet's question is intended to smoke out his mother, to whom, as he intended, this Player Queen bears some striking resemblances [see THE PLAY'S THE THING]. The queen in the play, like Gertrude, seems too deeply attached to her first husband to ever even consider remarrying; Gertrude, however, after the death of Hamlet's father, has remarried. We don't know whether Gertrude ever made the same sorts of promises to Hamlet's father that the Player Queen makes to the Player King (who will soon be murdered)—but the irony of her response should be clear.

By "protest," Gertrude doesn't mean "object" or "deny"—these meanings postdate Hamlet. The principal meaning of "protest" in Shakespeare's day was "vow" or "declare solemnly," a meaning preserved in our use of "protestation." When we smugly declare that "the lady doth protest too much," we almost always mean that the lady objects so much as to lose credibility. Gertrude says that Player Queen affirms so much as to lose credibility. Her vows are too elaborate, too artful, too insistent. More cynically, the queen may also imply that such vows are silly in the first place, and thus may indirectly defend her own remarriage
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Picture of the aforementioned gansta like one:


The Smoking Gun is stating it's all fake, they figured out that the blog writer is the same chap who has some youtube video (white nerdy kid raps and flips pancakes), he's named Mac Lethal or something like that. They called this chaps dad and apparently got confirmation it's fake.
However, another website is stating this is not the case, that it is indeed real, they've been contacted by the blogger who has explained the conversation had with his father and the deductions made by TSG are false.
Old 05 December 2011, 07:54 PM
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loooooooooooooool that was funny.

Any ways are you guys saying it was all fake. Either way it was jokes lol.
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