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Old 03 December 2011, 11:22 AM
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The Beeb are showing (again!) old episodes of Only Fools.... this week.

There was one episode this week where missus missed the end bit where Del Boy showed how he had conned some posh blond antique dealer who he fancied after she had persuaded Del to let her have one of his mum's pictures which she promptly auctioned off. If you saw the episode you will know what I mean.

So what was the ending? Not available on iPlayer btw.

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The painting that the art dealer fancied that was hanging on the Trotters wall turned out to be knocked off, apparently one of Del's relatives, an old aunt or gran used to be a cleaner in a big posh house and she lifted it.

It ends with Del having the last laugh that the painting is knocked off as this posh bird was all smug and smitten thinking that she'd got an expensive piece of art for free and that Del didn't know what it was, Del knew all along what its value was and that it was stolen.

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Thanks Rob

I wondered if it was that or possibly a forgery knocked out by one of Del's mates with a bit of time on his hands

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Great episode that.
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Great episode that.
They are so good usually. One of the few "old" series that I love to watch again as, aside from no smoking in pubs these days, nothing has changed

Plus some wonderful characters like Boycey (spelling?).

I'm afraid "The Two Ronnies" and dare I say Morecambe & Wise just don't cut the ice any more.

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They shown the one with chandelier this week , what a classic
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DL...

I was watching The Two Ronnies yesterday, and although it's 'tame' humour nowadays, you have to marvel at their fantastic craft and script writing - extremely clever. And still funny.

It's of an altogether different era, but very amusing nonetheless. The writing is so complete, that the sketches last for bloomin' ages! - so much great material crammed in.

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OFaH is still one of the best comedies on telly (all be it repeats).

However, the BBC have yet again succumbed to the PC brigade.

In one episode often repeated (the title of which escapes me), Del hits his finger with a hammer and says '..now I've only gone and given meself a blackman's pinch..' to mean a blood-blister.

The word 'blackman's' has been edited out of the repeat
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Originally Posted by David Lock
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It was way past it's sell by date 1990.


Any other spoilers you need?
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Originally Posted by Ant
They shown the one with chandelier this week , what a classic
That one was based on an actual event. I think it happened to John Sullivan`s Dad or Grandad
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Two Ronnies...........lets just say "four candles"

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Handles for forks?
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Gimme some O's ..........
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No, I said ose
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Class

Lets not get onto the mispronunciations, answering the next question and the ice cream flavours LOL

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A lot of the better stuff was written by Barker, under the pseudonym Gerald Wiley.
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Originally Posted by joz8968
DL...

I was watching The Two Ronnies yesterday, and although it's 'tame' humour nowadays, you have to marvel at their fantastic craft and script writing - extremely clever. And still funny.

It's of an altogether different era, but very amusing nonetheless. The writing is so complete, that the sketches last for bloomin' ages! - so much great material crammed in.
What you mean by tame humour is really very clever and also presented by a couple of real stars.

Big improvement on the lavatorial humour and bad language which more modern and less capable comedians rely on now.

Les
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Originally Posted by Midlife......
Two Ronnies...........lets just say "four candles"

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Makes me ****.
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Originally Posted by Trout
It was way past it's sell by date 1990.


Any other spoilers you need?


Kind of you but I suspect we watch different comedy if you feel Only Fools is so outdated. A bit beneath you perhaps?

Unless you can run through what happened in Damages as I did struggle with that

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Last of the Summer Wine still takes a bit of beating.

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Only Fools was, and still is hilarious.

Trigger getting upset that Daphne in Neighbours had died, Del tries to explain that its only a TV programme, Trigger is having none of it

It always cracked me up how Trigg calls Rodney (Dave).

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"Your name not Dave, then?"

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The other in joke apart from Rodney / Dave was that they changed the kitchen table for each episode

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Originally Posted by Midlife......
The other in joke apart from Rodney / Dave was that they changed the kitchen table for each episode

Shaun
Really?! Can't say I noticed.

Was that meant to be a 'running joke'... Or was it intended as a deliberate Tarantino-esque 'cult vignette' thing?

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Originally Posted by joz8968
Really?! Can't say I noticed.

Was that meant to b a 'running joke'... Or was it intended as a deliberate Tarantino-esque 'cult vignette' thing?

Not sure Trigg would be able to answer that one

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Trigger: "And that's what I've done. Maintained it for 20 years. This old broom's had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time."

Sid: "How the hell can it be the same bloody broom then?"

Trigger: "There's the picture. What more proof do you need?"

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'play it cool, Trig. Play it cool...'
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This bit still brings tears to my eyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FYUyz3F7rU
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Originally Posted by azz250478
This bit still brings tears to my eyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FYUyz3F7rU


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