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Old 01 December 2011, 08:16 PM
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Old 01 December 2011, 08:23 PM
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Thinking the same thing myself the other day. Unfortunately it sounds like he has aids if you ask me
Old 01 December 2011, 08:27 PM
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It doesn't sound good does it.

I like him but he has been shown to be a little indiscriminate in his sex life, sincerely hope it isn't Aids.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjMar...eature=related
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George Michael. Just a bit unwell or....?

Man flu?
Old 01 December 2011, 08:32 PM
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Pneumonia is man flu now?
Old 01 December 2011, 08:33 PM
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Never even thought that. I hope not.
Old 01 December 2011, 08:34 PM
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I had pneumonia, does it mean I'm gay
Old 01 December 2011, 08:35 PM
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I was just going to say he has a cold same as David furnish.
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Last Christmas takes on a whole new meaning
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Last Christmas takes on a whole new meaning


Old 01 December 2011, 08:39 PM
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No doubt JTaylor will be along soon.
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If you let random blokes in a public toilet chuck their muck in your trap or your *** then its highly likely aids will catch up with you sooner or later. If it is the case then he only has himself to blame.

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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Last Christmas takes on a whole new meaning
very good J4CKO
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I thought it was what most people assumed. His last partner died from Aids for example.

Not my cup of tea but of course I wish him well.

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It's either a really bad whitey or the jock mcdades!
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Originally Posted by Chip
I had pneumonia, does it mean I'm gay
Yes
Old 01 December 2011, 09:46 PM
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Very old, bad taste and insensitive joke for the non sanctimonius amongst us.



What's white and slides down public toilet doors?




























George Michael's latest release.
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
y'know
Exactly what I thought when I heard that he had pneumonia...
Old 01 December 2011, 10:06 PM
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Toomuchbumass?
Old 01 December 2011, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
His last partner died from Aids for example.



dl
No he didnt, he's alive and well.
Old 01 December 2011, 10:32 PM
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My Dad's 77 and just been admitted to hospital with pneumonia (where they think he actually caught it from )- he certainly ain't a bender.

But George Michael - yes, probably.
Old 01 December 2011, 11:05 PM
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zip106's dad and George Michael lying in a hospital bed b.u.m.m.i.n.g

(joke, best wishes to your old man! )
Old 01 December 2011, 11:14 PM
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Anyone with a depressed immune system can get pneumonia - its basically a secondary infection after having a something as simple as a cold or flue.

A depressed immune system can come about from a number of things, but mainly its a bad diet and drugs/medication leaving the body weak and prone to infections and unable to fight it, allowing it manifest to a secondary stage (i.e pneumonia )

Dodgy air-conditioning/ventilation systems doesn't help (no proof, but I have my suspicions...I've seen what lives in these things! ).
Old 01 December 2011, 11:19 PM
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Sounds like A.rse I.njected D.eath S.entence to me.
Old 02 December 2011, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Last Christmas takes on a whole new meaning
Got sent a joke the other day...




Last christmas i gave you my heart...
But the very next day...



Your body rejected the transplant and you died
Old 02 December 2011, 08:29 AM
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so we could be waving goodbye to the careless fister...
Old 02 December 2011, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by The Zohan
so we could be waving goodbye to the careless fister...
why where are you off to ?
Old 02 December 2011, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
why where are you off to ?
round your mums!


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