Vasectomy
02 November 2011, 09:55 PM
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had mine done at 31 , didn`t hurt really just a bit of a tugging feeling in your chest for some reason . just a bit Embarrassing when all the nurse`s were about 60 years old lol
had a walk into town straight after as well
had a walk into town straight after as well
02 November 2011, 10:00 PM
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I have two mates that had it done one is 38 and has a twin guess which one looks ten years older after 2 years, they are or at least were identical and when i first met them it took about a year of knowing them to be able to tell the difference.
Same thing happened to the other one although not seen him for a while but he went gray almost overnight.
Both said it hurts, ALOT.
Same thing happened to the other one although not seen him for a while but he went gray almost overnight.
Both said it hurts, ALOT.
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02 November 2011, 10:10 PM
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Never hurt a bit - just as said before a weird tugging feeling - strange tho they try to talk you out of getting it done - even up to the point when your on the trolley
best thing i ever did - missus pregnant at 40 - **** that !!!
best thing i ever did - missus pregnant at 40 - **** that !!!
02 November 2011, 10:40 PM
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Its fine, I had mine done ages ago, better than another child !
Was fine really, bit tender but doesn't affect its "operation", not having to worry to think about contraception is great.
Was fine really, bit tender but doesn't affect its "operation", not having to worry to think about contraception is great.
02 November 2011, 10:49 PM
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Of course it would stop 'women's problems' but it's a bit more involved than the snip.
My brother had it done a few years ago, he never really complained. I'm sure it would be worse if he added a 6th child to the list!
02 November 2011, 11:05 PM
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Some amazing answers on here
Mine was done at 38. No pain, some bruising afterwards, mostly down to my having walked home after the op
Andy can vouch for
a) if I look my age,
b) how much hair I still have, and
c) what colour it is...........
And I can vouch for the FACT that if anything, it INCREASES your sex drive
As for men v. women having an op, come ON guys.
In men it's minor surgery under local, out the same day, back at work the next. In women it's major surgery, intrusive, general anaesthetic, long, long recovery times.
What are you, men or mice?
Mine was done at 38. No pain, some bruising afterwards, mostly down to my having walked home after the op
Andy can vouch for
a) if I look my age,
b) how much hair I still have, and
c) what colour it is...........
And I can vouch for the FACT that if anything, it INCREASES your sex drive
As for men v. women having an op, come ON guys.
In men it's minor surgery under local, out the same day, back at work the next. In women it's major surgery, intrusive, general anaesthetic, long, long recovery times.
What are you, men or mice?
02 November 2011, 11:06 PM
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Yes I had it done around 18 years ago, had a really bad infection and was probably close to death, a week in hospital some strong antibiotics and ultrasound scans on my nuts sorted me out 
Worse than giving birth imo
Worse than giving birth imo
02 November 2011, 11:17 PM
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LOL - I had one. Was sore with a couple of days off and that's it.
The bigger thing for me was that Wifey came with me, and the consultant doing "op" works with her at the hospital (she's a nurse).... so guess who got involved and assisted in my procedure 
The bigger thing for me was that Wifey came with me, and the consultant doing "op" works with her at the hospital (she's a nurse).... so guess who got involved and assisted in my procedure
02 November 2011, 11:19 PM
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I just didnt worry about it, I saw the Dog go through it and he just sat in his basket looking really sorry for himself licking it ever few minutes, I thought I could hack that.
I shaved all my fur off and the doc said that wasnt actually required but that it was a nice job but the itchiness as it grew back would probably be more annoying than the snippage, my mum knew him so I got a quick appointment, he got 200 quid for each one he did in his lunchtimes, not a bad little earner, he numbed it and gave me some Valium to relax me, I told him not to be shy with it so he gave me a little extra and I was off my **** was ace, watched him do it as well, someone cutting open your ******* with enough drugs in you is a right giggle and very interesting.
Was in and out in no time, seemed fine until the pain killer wore off and it was a bit sore, they grew a bit and this is about the best way to illustrate how it looked and felt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2zXIq86tyk
I had a couple of issues, my body spat the stiches out months later, had a bit of scar tissue but was worth it.
You have to take a couple of samples and then take them to the clinic, so a case of knocking one out and dashing up there with "spunk in transit" and then handing your output over to a stern faced old growler at the hospital, she asked if this was my first one and I just said "Nah, been at it for years", she didn't look remotely impressed and just took my still warm milky Vial and popped it in a bag for later analysis, I bet she gets to swoosh them all round her mouth to test it judging by her expression.
The worst bit is people asking, if you have had the all clear, i.e. has it worked, "Yes, I masturbated furiously into a test tube and then drove it up to the hospital who confirmed I am now a Jaffa, thank you for asking, milk in your tea ?"
I shaved all my fur off and the doc said that wasnt actually required but that it was a nice job but the itchiness as it grew back would probably be more annoying than the snippage, my mum knew him so I got a quick appointment, he got 200 quid for each one he did in his lunchtimes, not a bad little earner, he numbed it and gave me some Valium to relax me, I told him not to be shy with it so he gave me a little extra and I was off my ****
was ace, watched him do it as well, someone cutting open your ******* with enough drugs in you is a right giggle and very interesting.Was in and out in no time, seemed fine until the pain killer wore off and it was a bit sore, they grew a bit and this is about the best way to illustrate how it looked and felt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2zXIq86tyk
I had a couple of issues, my body spat the stiches out months later, had a bit of scar tissue but was worth it.
You have to take a couple of samples and then take them to the clinic, so a case of knocking one out and dashing up there with "spunk in transit" and then handing your output over to a stern faced old growler at the hospital, she asked if this was my first one and I just said "Nah, been at it for years", she didn't look remotely impressed and just took my still warm milky Vial and popped it in a bag for later analysis, I bet she gets to swoosh them all round her mouth to test it judging by her expression.
The worst bit is people asking, if you have had the all clear, i.e. has it worked, "Yes, I masturbated furiously into a test tube and then drove it up to the hospital who confirmed I am now a Jaffa, thank you for asking, milk in your tea ?"
02 November 2011, 11:21 PM
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Had it done about 7 years ago 39
Didnt feel a thing - General anasthetic
bit sore afterwards, but nothing a that some general painkillers didnt cure,
Mind you they shot me full of morphine before i left hospital
Some bruising 48 hrs later lol
The surgeon i had did the single X cut as opposed to the both side cut some do ...
Mart
39 Didnt feel a thing
- General anasthetic bit sore afterwards, but nothing a that some general painkillers didnt cure,
Mind you they shot me full of morphine before i left hospital
Some bruising 48 hrs later lol
The surgeon i had did the single X cut as opposed to the both side cut some do ...
Mart
02 November 2011, 11:43 PM
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Worst bit was after the surgeon had been working away for a while and wafted a piece of tubing in front of my face as he threw it away - my thoughts of "thank f**k that's over" were interrupted by him saying ... "Right, now the other side".
To be honest after the local anaesthetic injection it was more discomfort than painful, but the bruising and pain afterwards was pretty bad.
03 November 2011, 12:07 AM
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A) You didn't until you had your back op/new me for a few months.
B) Granted, full mop there you bastid
C) See 'A'
Squeak squeak!! My love spuds are not getting all chopped up n ****. No ferking way
03 November 2011, 09:39 AM
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03 November 2011, 09:48 AM
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03 November 2011, 10:03 AM
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The only negative thing my brother commented on, with regards to his snip was that it made him feel emasculated!
I was more shocked that he knew what the word meant,
He soon got used to it though. Just a mental hurdle.
I was more shocked that he knew what the word meant,
He soon got used to it though. Just a mental hurdle.
03 November 2011, 10:05 AM
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Wimmins don't need a hysterectomy, they can be sterilised instead. A minor op nowadays.
Jacko..........when I read that you'd been numbed, I instantly thought of 'nom nom nom'!
Jacko..........when I read that you'd been numbed, I instantly thought of 'nom nom nom'!
03 November 2011, 10:06 AM
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