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Old 14 October 2011, 06:46 PM
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Question What The Hell Do They Teach At ETON?

Besides being a thicko, that is

Yes, you learn how to spank a little boy and get spanked by a bigger boy ...... but FFS are they all damned idiots?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2...?newsfeed=true

Let's get someone in power with a degree in life gained at the school of hard knocks and get rid of these kiddies with plums in their throats and silver spoons in their mouths!
Old 14 October 2011, 06:52 PM
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if your into spankin gotto do it right mind..my wife tried on me and as shes no been to spanky skool she hit me in the nuts...
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Despite all the times I have to keep you in check I wholeheartedly agree with you this time Pete. And it's got nothing to do with what party is in power (I think the evidence is there to prove that NONE of them could manage a w@nk, let alone a country) - it's just about having someone who's got a REAL-life background.

Well Done Pete - you've cheered me up
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Another bullsh1t Eton thread from Pete..

Yawn yawn yawn, yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda. Yawn yawn Eton yawn yawn yawn (I smell sh1te) blah blah blah blah Eton, Yawn yawn yawn, yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda. Yawn yawn Eton yawn yawnyawn (I smell sh1te) blah blah blah blah Eton, yawn yawn yawn.
Your like a five year old spoiled mong you old fart, dry your eyes!
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Being fair, he does have a point.
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The Eton things wearing very thin nowadays TBH.
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Did you go to the Eton School of Spanking RA Dunk? Or another priveledged private parts school?
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Out of interest, Pete, what schools did your heroes, Bliar and ****-Brown, go to?

Eh Pete?
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if u go to a private spanky skool and then end up a fanny...then you are a waste o space that doesnt know a tranny..as in transmission..even spleed that write evin tho i went to normal mong scool...if u went to private school and your on scoobynet ill treat u same as eveyone else mate ..with respect and not contempt...less ur are a **** then fik oaf lol..treat them as u meet them i say..unless its micheal jackson...f,,,,kin hate him
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^^WTF?
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Originally Posted by SHUGSTERC
if u go to a private spanky skool and then end up a fanny...then you are a waste o space that doesnt know a tranny..as in transmission..even spleed that write evin tho i went to normal mong scool...if u went to private school and your on scoobynet ill treat u same as eveyone else mate ..with respect and not contempt...less ur are a **** then fik oaf lol..treat them as u meet them i say..unless its micheal jackson...f,,,,kin hate him
What a ******* mong
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
What a ******* mong



I've tried reading other posts and on a couple o'cold Kronenburgs it's quite physcadelic
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Originally Posted by SHUGSTERC
if u go to a private spanky skool and then end up a fanny...then you are a waste o space that doesnt know a tranny..as in transmission..even spleed that write evin tho i went to normal mong scool...if u went to private school and your on scoobynet ill treat u same as eveyone else mate ..with respect and not contempt...less ur are a **** then fik oaf lol..treat them as u meet them i say..unless its micheal jackson...f,,,,kin hate him
Anyone remember Moses ???:

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Originally Posted by SHUGSTERC
if u go to a private spanky skool and then end up a fanny...then you are a waste o space that doesnt know a tranny..as in transmission..even spleed that write evin tho i went to normal mong scool...if u went to private school and your on scoobynet ill treat u same as eveyone else mate ..with respect and not contempt...less ur are a **** then fik oaf lol..treat them as u meet them i say..unless its micheal jackson...f,,,,kin hate him
I fully understand what you mean mate. I once knew a transmission tranny, he liked Michael though
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Originally Posted by pslewis
priveledged

Even fraudster Blair might have known how to spell this from the benefit of his privileged private education. Pathetic fail, Lewis.
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Really? Telboy. You allow yourself to give a fu*k about the postings?

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Old 15 October 2011, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Dedrater
Really? Telboy. You allow yourself to give a fu*k about the postings?
Hey he's got 'over' 79,000 posts of perfect spelling and grammar how can he be wrong...
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they don't teach they squeeze and if your spirit can't be crushed they expel you after a last game of soggy biscuit
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Besides being a thicko, that is

Yes, you learn how to spank a little boy and get spanked by a bigger boy ...... but FFS are they all damned idiots?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2...?newsfeed=true

Let's get someone in power with a degree in life gained at the school of hard knocks and get rid of these kiddies with plums in their throats and silver spoons in their mouths!
Self protection...at all costs!

Les
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same old , same old
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Let's get someone in power with a degree in life gained at the school of hard knocks and get rid of these kiddies with plums in their throats and silver spoons in their mouths!
OK, let's examine the educational backgrounds of the last few Prime Ministers and see who's the most "man of the people".

Cameron - Eton and Oxford. No.
Brown - Kirkcaldy High and Edinburgh University. Could do better in the prole stakes.
Blair - Fettes College and Oxford. Definitely not.
Major - Left school at 16 with 3 O levels.

So by your definition, Pete, John Major should be the best PM. He seems to be the most "hard knocks" of recent PMs.
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Why not? We had "Postman Pat" as Home Secretary under Lying Labour......
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