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Old 11 October 2011, 04:57 PM
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Old 11 October 2011, 05:02 PM
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What winds me up is the amount of people who don't bother washing their hands even after taking a dump!

Maybe it's a Manchester thing?
Old 11 October 2011, 05:04 PM
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At least it's not as bad as a Top decker!


http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=top%20decker
Old 11 October 2011, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
What winds me up is the amount of people who don't bother washing their hands even after taking a dump!

Maybe it's a Manchester thing?
Happens everywhere, I am a bit fastidious (didn't want to use the word **** in this context) about hand washing, not OCD but I have to wash my hands after any toilet break, not so much for my germs but its a good opportunity and its courtesy to others plus you dont wan the mingers poo bacteria on your hands when you eat your butty, proer doing with hot water and soap, like a surgeon does. I reckon if everyone in this country wasnt so lazy about their hygeine we could save millions in sick days.
Old 11 October 2011, 05:44 PM
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yup wash your hands...the only problem then is opening the door to get out as you then touch the places where others who have not washed touch....
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unless any actual contact between feaces ect and hands, then hands are not contaminated.

its just pushed to wash hands at this time to encourage regular washing through the day.

like jimmy car says, instead of washing hands after every p*ss, just wash your c*ck in the morning.

id still encourage it as good practice, but its not why people think

far more contamination through computer buttons, handles, money ect
Old 11 October 2011, 05:50 PM
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If you have to wash your hands after a **** it's because

a. you've pissed on your hands, or

b. you've a dirty todger.
Old 11 October 2011, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by zip106
If you have to wash your hands after a **** it's because

a. you've pissed on your hands, or

b. you've a dirty todger.
You dirty sod! So you don't wash your hands?!
Old 11 October 2011, 06:24 PM
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**** is generally sterile.
Old 11 October 2011, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
You dirty sod! So you don't wash your hands?!
Depends how dirty the ol' chap is.
Old 11 October 2011, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
**** is generally sterile.
Not always though Trout, besides peoples' bell ends and foreskins harbor bacteria.
Old 11 October 2011, 06:40 PM
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Nothing worse then going to wipe your **** and you finger tears through the paper...

I always wash but have always said there needs to be a tap outside the door..
Only flush on a turd too... Save water..
Old 11 October 2011, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
Only flush on a turd too... Save water..
Good idea in theory until you take a ****, and some elses **** splashes up your open bum hole.
Old 11 October 2011, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Not always though Trout, besides peoples' bell ends and foreskins harbor bacteria.
Why would you need to poke your bell end when taking a pee?
Old 11 October 2011, 06:56 PM
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It's good practice to wash your hands, but there is factually more germs in the kitchen than there is in the bathroom, specifically the kitchen sink.
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Good idea in theory until you take a ****, and some elses **** splashes up your open bum hole.
Tony Tony Tony... Only at home where I'm paying!!! And then, use some tissue to prevent splash back... PLOP!
Old 11 October 2011, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Why would you need to poke your bell end when taking a pee?
Should have seen the bacteria on my bell end after that dirty hooker....
*** to mouth ... Make the bitch clean it
Old 11 October 2011, 07:34 PM
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Unless I've pissed all over my hands I never bother washing them when I'm at home, If I'm out and about I do wash them.

Alot of people are OTT when it comes to cr4p like this, remember people have quite comfortably lived for thousands of years without the need to sterilise themselfs a dozen times a day, we have an immume system for things like this remember.
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Why the hell did I look at this thread...
Old 11 October 2011, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
Unless I've pissed all over my hands I never bother washing them when I'm at home, If I'm out and about I do wash them.

Alot of people are OTT when it comes to cr4p like this, remember people have quite comfortably lived for thousands of years without the need to sterilise themselfs a dozen times a day, we have an immume system for things like this remember.
I suppose there is such a thing as being too clean. The world is becoming a very sterile place. Having babies is the worst! You are expected to sterilise everything apart from your *****. Ironic really, as that's where most babies spend there time!

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I tend to wash my hands after a visit ,especially as by mid afternoon the old boy is starting to smell like a "crab stick " .!!
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Originally Posted by njkmrs
I tend to wash my hands after a visit ,especially as by mid afternoon the old boy is starting to smell like a "crab stick " .!!
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
Unless I've pissed all over my hands I never bother washing them when I'm at home, If I'm out and about I do wash them.

Alot of people are OTT when it comes to cr4p like this, remember people have quite comfortably lived for thousands of years without the need to sterilise themselfs a dozen times a day, we have an immume system for things like this remember.
That's very true but we haven't always lived compacted in conurbations where the likes of cholera can get a grip.

Maybe we should get rid of sewer systems too? Just let all the **** and **** from our toilets run into the streets?

They didn't have sewers until Greeks, Romans and in the UK until Victorian times proper.
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2 girls and one cup... I still haven't seen that...
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Didnt your parents ever teach you to wash your hands after you used the toilet????
Mine taught me to not **** on my hands in the first place!!!
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Originally Posted by njkmrs
I tend to wash my hands after a visit ,especially as by mid afternoon the old boy is starting to smell like a "crab stick " .!!

Makes me fell like stopping for Fish and Chips
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
2 girls and one cup... I still haven't seen that...
Are you talking about scat ****? I happened to see some of that shi!t (pardon the pun) on a computer at work once and wish I could just erase it from my memory so sick was it.
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Originally Posted by PaulC72
yup wash your hands...the only problem then is opening the door to get out as you then touch the places where others who have not washed touch....
I use my sleeve in public places to open the door
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Originally Posted by specialx
At least it's not as bad as a Top decker!


http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=top%20decker
One of my very good friends has some form for this

Very funny until he does it to your bog
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Are you talking about scat ****? I happened to see some of that shi!t (pardon the pun) on a computer at work once and wish I could just erase it from my memory so sick was it.
2 girls 1 cup?


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