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Old 08 October 2011, 06:25 PM
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Found this..ahhh those were the days!!

http://j-walk.com/other/goodwife/ima...dwifeguide.gif
Old 08 October 2011, 06:45 PM
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Damn Right.
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I remember that, my wife had it up in the kitchen where she belongs - it reminds her of the promises she made on our wedding day in exchange for being kept in luxury.
Old 08 October 2011, 07:29 PM
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Its the way it should be.
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And she was dressed in white..... all kitchen appliances come in that colour.
Old 08 October 2011, 07:37 PM
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How standards have slipped! You women should be ashamed.
Old 08 October 2011, 07:55 PM
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Tbh, you're all dreaming right?!! I'm just wondering how to act gay when the big man comes in from catching dinosaurs!!!
Old 08 October 2011, 08:01 PM
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"You have no right to question him" - Lol.
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I just printed that off and placed it in front of the good wife.



Question ?


How long does it take for a piece of A4 paper to pass through my system
Old 08 October 2011, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I just printed that off and placed it in front of the good wife.



Question ?


How long does it take for a piece of A4 paper to pass through my system
Depends which way it entered lol
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I just printed that off and placed it in front of the good wife.



Question ?


How long does it take for a piece of A4 paper to pass through my system
Well it all depends on the weight and the grain direction. Look on the brightside though, you wont need to wipe your @rse when it does pass
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I've printed loads off to wipe my *** on actually, satisfaction twice over then
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its not a fluke that women have smaller feet they were designed for getting closer to the sink
Old 08 October 2011, 09:18 PM
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Nice one Em, you've stirred up a can of whoop *** now aintcha!
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Ooops..what have I done!! theres going to be a male mutiny about female behaviour now!!!
Old 08 October 2011, 10:41 PM
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Right your new here, so we can only take you seriously after the loaf of bread initiation....
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Originally Posted by Emmaroids
Ooops..what have I done!! theres going to be a male mutiny about female behaviour now!!!
Don't worry, all women in here are known as MENTAL!! there is nothing at all that can be done to prove different.
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
Right your new here, so we can only take you seriously after the loaf of bread initiation....
Old 08 October 2011, 11:22 PM
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I know it purports to be from nearly 6 decades ago, but is that thing honestly for real?
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
Right your new here, so we can only take you seriously after the loaf of bread initiation....
Hovis shot required I take it???!!
Old 09 October 2011, 06:33 AM
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Yes now hurry up
Old 09 October 2011, 07:03 AM
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Some good advice there

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him
Old 09 October 2011, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by markjmd
I know it purports to be from nearly 6 decades ago, but is that thing honestly for real?

Are you for real,it was very real.
A woman's job was at home in the kitchen etc.It was WW1/WW2 that contributed towards changing things for Women.Before WW1 some women did work outside the home,mainly in textiles and clothing industry,but a woman's place for most was at home.Because the men were off fighting in the war it left a shortage of male workers,so women would be employed to work in the factories making ammunition etc,some worked on Farms.A few women got a taste/liking for doing this work earning a wage,and didn't want to give it up when the war was over.They got the right to vote in 1928,then WW2 happened blah blah blah,the rest is history,and we are where we are today.




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Of all the pleasures in life, nothing beats a grateful woman ..
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Originally Posted by Alan Jeffery
Of all the pleasures in life, nothing beats a grateful woman ..

Grateful for what
Old 09 October 2011, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Yes now hurry up



Old 09 October 2011, 05:23 PM
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I love a nice bonnet.Could do with seeing your bumpers though.

I'm not sexist,you started it

One that always makes me smile.."A woman a dog and a walnut tree,the more you beat them the better they be"

Obviously don't condone woman,dog or tree beatings
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My old mate in the RAF used to say" Keep them fat, pregmant,and in the kitchen"

Les
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Seems I was right to have doubts about the authenticity of the magazine cutting, although I'm not disputing there's some truth to it:

The question here is whether the piece quoted above really came from a home economics textbook. Is it real, or is it yet another of those "look how far we've come" fabrications? We know the graphic reproduced above (supposedly from the 13 May 1955 edition of a magazine called Housekeeping Monthly) is a fabrication: It didn't first appear until well after the "How to Be a Good Wife" list had begun circulating via e-mail, and it's clearly a mock-up produced by adding the text of the e-mail around an image taken from a 1957 cover of John Bull magazine. (The image itself even bears an "Advertising Archives" legend along its side, indicating its source.) As for the text itself, nobody has turned up the infamous textbook that supposedly included these ten steps. The list is often attributed to Helen B. Andelin's book Fascinating Womanhood, first published in 1963 to provide instruction in "The Art of Winning a Man's Complete Love," but no such list appears in that work.


Snopes - How to be a good wife


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