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Old 07 October 2011, 08:21 PM
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Red face So those big house spiders you get....

I was reading something in the Observer a few weeks back about spiders in the UK and how the ones you see running around this time of year across floors, up walls etc are the males looking for the females to mate (yes its mating season...! ) so guess what I found?

Yup 2 HUGE spiders getting it on!

I'd post the picture but I dont want to spoil your friday evening so I shall do that tomorrow instead

Tony
Old 07 October 2011, 08:26 PM
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Eving Mr Burns.

Don't say that, Ms Jock is an Aussie and she's terrified of spiders!

"Andy, can you kill this h-u-g-e spider, pl-e-a-s-e!!" (Andy run's into room like a knight in shining armour, only to find a teeny wee spider 5mm across!).


PS, Ms Jock reads SN from time to time - I may be in trouble!

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Old 07 October 2011, 08:29 PM
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Getting it on or merely petting ?

Im sure the large ones are female

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Old 07 October 2011, 08:30 PM
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Evening Andy

Just been back to take the photo and now there is only 1 now im worried to where the other one has gone

Tony
Old 07 October 2011, 08:32 PM
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Lol. Spider ****!
Old 07 October 2011, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by TonyBurns
Evening Andy

Just been back to take the photo and now there is only 1 now im worried to where the other one has gone

Tony
She was obviously a black widow!

Cheers for the advice on JDM parts in Techie btw Tone, I should have just PM'd you!
Old 07 October 2011, 08:50 PM
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I had two crane fly leggy spider things ******** on the ceiling of my hallway the other evening. Next day one was flat on its back on the floor


No stamina, some arachnids
Old 07 October 2011, 08:55 PM
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dont the female spiders eat the male ones after sex or somthing daft like that,.,.
Old 07 October 2011, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by addi monster
dont the female spiders eat the male ones after sex or somthing daft like that,.,.
Yeah, I think they start on the head! That's worse that a Thai girl cutting your **** off!

Come to think of it, no it's not!
Old 07 October 2011, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by addi monster
dont the female spiders eat the male ones after sex or somthing daft like that,.,.
yes indeed times have move on, instead we get 45 years of penury
Old 07 October 2011, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
I had two crane fly ............. arachnids

Old 07 October 2011, 09:16 PM
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Oh God, now what?
Old 07 October 2011, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by addi monster
dont the female spiders eat the male ones after sex or somthing daft like that,.,.
Thats not much different to human females, they snare a male into their web and bleed them dry
Old 07 October 2011, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
That's just the best smilie
Old 07 October 2011, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Oh God, now what?

They're insects, Tel... insects. Six walking legs, check. Wings - check (no wingéd spiders). Three bodily segments - head, thorax, abdomen - check. Spiracle breathing apparatus - not gill "books" - check. I mean, I could go on.
Old 07 October 2011, 10:05 PM
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They LOOK like fekkin spiders
Old 07 October 2011, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by addi monster
dont the female spiders eat the male ones after sex or somthing daft like that,.,.
The Black Widow Female spider does.don't know about the rest,but guess that's why they call it black widow.
Old 07 October 2011, 11:16 PM
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Ah the Tegenaria gigantea by any chance?

This is one of the spiders that come running across the living-room floor when you are watching Coronation Street...and suddenly everybody is standing on a chair...boy can they be big...at least for the UK.

The female of the above can reach a size of 18 mm, with the male being about 4 mm smaller. It is mainly found in houses and gardens but also under logs and holes in banks especially in southern England.

Males and females live together for some weeks after mating until the male dies, when his remains will be eaten by the female. The egg sac is spherical and covered with a thin layer of soil or wood-chips (depends on habitat) or, if these materials are not available, then with remains of prey etc. This layer is often covered with another layer of silk, and the whole is placed within the web structure.

Taken straight from Google

Spared you the pics though!

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Old 08 October 2011, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by kewe
Males and females live together for some weeks after mating until the male dies, when his remains will be eaten by the female.
Thank fck the human race isn't like that!
Old 08 October 2011, 06:33 AM
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vacuum cleaner 1 - spiders 0
Old 08 October 2011, 08:21 AM
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Some of them I'm finding are HUGE!

The wife is proper scared and then I take pics to show how big they really are they look tiny..
A google search shows that in yur life time 7 yes 7 will crawl over yur mouth while your sleeping!
Old 08 October 2011, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Jaybird-UK
Thank fck the human race isn't like that!
I don't know, some parts of America will suprise anyone
Old 08 October 2011, 08:40 AM
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i dont mind the spiders to be hinest cos the more spiders that run across me floor the less i have too feed the dog
Old 08 October 2011, 08:57 AM
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Speaking of spiders, i had a false widow colony in me shed not long ago.

Most venomous in the uk, a bite will land you in hospital.

Old 08 October 2011, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by hux309
Most venomous in the uk, a bite will land you in hospital.
Admittedly this is one thing I like about the UK, we don't have much horrible wee ba$tard things which can kill you after being bitten.
Old 08 October 2011, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by hux309
Speaking of spiders, i had a false widow colony in me shed not long ago.

Most venomous in the uk, a bite will land you in hospital.


Wouldn't want that dropping on my head when I opened the shed door
Old 08 October 2011, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Hawk aye the noo
Wouldn't want that dropping on my head when I opened the shed door
Morning Roj!
Old 08 October 2011, 11:02 AM
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haha some funny replies in here

i hate spiders with a passion, give me the creeps

but on the other hand i love watchin documentaries about them as they are fascinating little creatures at times
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Morning Andy
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i had one of these when i was about 15. all she did was sit in the corner of her habitat and do **** all.



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