pslewis

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/image...12779574-1.jpg

Three paper bags over the head?

What about in the morning - when you roll over ...... **** ME!! Will the nightmare never end!?

I couldn't, really I couldn't!!

The Circus comes to Town ................

"There is excitement in the Spanish city of Seville ahead of the marriage of the flamboyant, fabulously rich Duchess of Alba to a civil servant 24 years her junior.

Souvenirs of the 85-year-old are selling fast and journalists are huddled at the entrance to the palace where the wedding will take place.

The love story of the twice-widowed aristocrat has gripped many Spaniards"

They should grip her around the neck and put her out of her misery!


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15183584

GlesgaKiss

From the photo it doesn't look like she has any teeth?

pslewis

Yeah, I did think of the benefits of that ........... but, still, I couldn't!!

TelBoy

About a month ago in the office, we decided that it would need £100,000 on the table to fully service her, the whole works.

cookstar

iTrader: (6)

Done worse.

fitzscoob

I think thats a lowball estimate. If we're talking about millions of pounds, then after a dozen or so beers and probably in her case some lorazepam tablets, no light bulbs, no witnesses, and at least 4 condoms on then maybe.

You'd probably need a pressure washer to get her biffa ready for action first anyway.

TelBoy

I'd like to see you refuse £100k if the suitcase was on the table...

CrisPDuk

She'd have to be richer than God for me to even think about it

TelBoy

I'd like to see you also refuse £100k if the suitcase was on the table...

RA Dunk

No ******* problem, for a suitcase with 100K I would even go down town for lunch!

Nimbus

Warning: do not open that first pic link. It's like a scene from a horror movie. How some of you can even consider doing the business with it, I don't know. Unless it was just taken in bad light or something..

GlesgaKiss

Bad light!? Yes, so bad that it melted her face.

Come on, it's an hour's work, tops. You wouldn't do it for £10k?

fitzscoob

I'd be concerned about trying to "shoot pool with rope"

TelBoy

£100k would buy you a decent fluffer And a blindfold And a clothes peg for your nose

jonc

Don't see why you couldn't, clearly she is in the same age range as you so it wouldn't even be considered weird.

fitzscoob

I'd probably spend the rest of the money on high strength body wash for my porridge gun, and render the whole deal defunct.

So for the £100k, are you including 69 and *******?

TelBoy

Yep, full works. Otherwise it would be too easy

fitzscoob

good lord, I'm not sure I could get my tongue anywhere near her http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k6...ob/20005_1.jpg I admire you're hardiness!

Gear Head

iTrader: (2)

£100K? Get over yourselves.

£50 will buy me!

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

You lot, I love it, all the Scoobynet Stud Muffins lining up ready for their 100 large to dissapointing a poor old lady, then she says "no chance, I have standards" !

TelBoy

Now this, she ain't

Richie Scooby

Now come on lads, fair play to the old lady, she is somebodys mother, grandmother, great grandmother, and if the lecci went off during the dark winter night, you wouldnt know the diff between her and jordan

bigsinky

lads lads, any hole's a goal. i would strap a couple of planks to my feet though. Glegakiss would do her fer nowt

fitzscoob

I think that even some of the more special people on here would still be able to tell the difference between plugging a leathery broom stick and a boobasauras rex.

stef_2010

iTrader: (3)

^ If she lived in Glasgow shes be classed as a catch to the unwashed through there

Carlh

just do her doggy. not facing a mirror though.....

bigsinky

would be like prying apart a cold toasted cheese sandwich..............ewwwww

Kieran_Burns

iTrader: (1)

Not true - on her back, Jordan wouldn't be lying on her ****.

fitzscoob

I've just had another look at the photo, Tel - hand on heart, you'd slip her one for a hundred grand?

I think I'm going to have nightmares about this photo later.

GazTheHat

Bloody hell fire!