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Old 05 October 2011, 12:35 PM
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Old 05 October 2011, 12:50 PM
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At that point, would that thought really go through your mind ?
Old 05 October 2011, 01:25 PM
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At that point, would that thought really go through your mind ?
can she take all of me?
Old 05 October 2011, 01:44 PM
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She looks dirty, not in a good way either.
Old 05 October 2011, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by stef_2010
At that point, would that thought really go through your mind ?
just the second after ive "finished" lol
Old 05 October 2011, 01:50 PM
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*drools uncontrollably*

...A whatdom?
Old 05 October 2011, 01:55 PM
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On a serious note, does that even go through your minds?

If/when you are in the situation, with a lady you have had an inpromptue 'meeting' with, would you just go ahead?

Maybe the lucky lady says 'its ok, I am on the pill', (coil, patch, implatnt etc) so you don't think twice about it, ecauze the only MAIN concern is pregnancy?
Old 05 October 2011, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
On a serious note, does that even go through your minds?

If/when you are in the situation, with a lady you have had an inpromptue 'meeting' with, would you just go ahead?

Maybe the lucky lady says 'its ok, I am on the pill', (coil, patch, implatnt etc) so you don't think twice about it, because the only MAIN concern is pregnancy?
Oh f*ck no! A one off like that you'd have to be mad not to. Main concern certainly wouldn't be pregnancy - you can run away from that.
Old 05 October 2011, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss
Oh f*ck no! A one off like that you'd have to be mad not to. Main concern certainly wouldn't be pregnancy - you can run away from that.
If only!
Old 05 October 2011, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by stef_2010
At that point, would that thought really go through your mind ?
Probably more likely to be - does she take it up the **** - at least she won't get pregnant!
Old 05 October 2011, 02:04 PM
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More to the point why do so many women these days have so many vile fanny diseases??

What happened to the good old days where you could **** who you liked and not worry about catching anything
Old 05 October 2011, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
More to the point why do so many women these days have so many vile fanny diseases??

What happened to the good old days where you could **** who you liked and not worry about catching anything
Quite agree definitely the womans fault!

Good add though, can see it causing some fender benders if they get put up on bus stops etc.
Old 05 October 2011, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
More to the point why do so many women these days have so many vile fanny diseases??

What happened to the good old days where you could **** who you liked and not worry about catching anything
Males tend to carry sti's without any symptoms, as well as women, but if you have never been checked then who's to say that it's not men passing stuff about. Women go for regular smears so things like that are picked up more often than men.

Just because it's not visible, doesn't mean it's not inside your body.
Old 05 October 2011, 02:28 PM
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Not in mine
Old 05 October 2011, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Puff The Magic Wagon!
Not in mine
Is that because you got checked out, or because you don't put out??
Old 05 October 2011, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983

Just because it's not visible, doesn't mean it's not inside your body.
That's what I keep trying to tell her!
Old 05 October 2011, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss
That's what I keep trying to tell her!
Lol!!
Old 05 October 2011, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by fitzscoob
Quite agree, definitely the womans fault!
Agreed.

Old 05 October 2011, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
Get them panties off BABY
Old 05 October 2011, 04:10 PM
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Looks like there's something inside them? Something white?

Probably a panty liner to absorb all the smelly gunge seeping out of her from the infection.

Still quite so keen?
Old 05 October 2011, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Looks like there's something inside them? Something white?

Probably a panty liner to absorb all the smelly gunge seeping out of her from the infection.

Still quite so keen?
Eeeuuwwwwww

After a closer look, it does look like there is something White there. Although this is just an advert, I doubt the ad campaign I sister that the model actually have an STD/STI, but that's obvious

Time of the month perhaps?
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Is that because you got checked out, or because you don't put out??
LOL Checked!
Old 05 October 2011, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Puff The Magic Wagon!
LOL Checked!
Good man!
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The bad thing is that in the heat of the moment you have your fist in her and then have to go 'Hang on I need to double bag up' It's a proper moment killer.

Your best bet is find a clean bird stay with her and always fire on her face.. - no babies and no germs
Old 05 October 2011, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
The bad thing is that in the heat of the moment you have your fist in her and then have to go 'Hang on I need to double bag up' It's a proper moment killer.

Your best bet is find a clean bird stay with her and always fire on her face.. - no babies and no germs
You need to google pink eye!
Old 05 October 2011, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
....and then have to go 'Hang on I need to double bag up' It's a proper moment killer.
that's what my GF says about it. I tell her she doesn't have a choice if she doesn't want kids. As Billy Connolly once said "a pack of wild f***ing horses couldn't make me pull out at THAT point" lol
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK

Your best bet is find a clean bird stay with her and always fire on her face.. - no babies and no germs

Do the Spiderman.
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haha bullitt, i remeber that one,

"at the point of ejaculation, remove your *****" haha - "at that point a pack a of wild horses couldnt make me pull out"

i was crying with laughter at that, so so true tho
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
More to the point why do so many women these days have so many vile fanny diseases??

What happened to the good old days where you could **** who you liked and not worry about catching anything
Old 06 October 2011, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Looks like there's something inside them? Something white?

Probably a panty liner to absorb all the smelly gunge seeping out of her from the infection.

Still quite so keen?
It could be Blue Waffle.



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