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Old 08 September 2011, 10:49 PM
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Old 08 September 2011, 10:51 PM
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Why does your wife have a vagina the size of Bristol?
Old 08 September 2011, 10:55 PM
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Why is your wifes right tit bigger than her left one?
Old 08 September 2011, 10:55 PM
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why pay to get in to Wales, but pay nothing to get out of it
Old 08 September 2011, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Why does your wife have a vagina the size of Bristol?
Cos I have a mahoosive ****

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Old 08 September 2011, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan
Why is your wifes right tit bigger than her left one?
Cos I feel a right tit every day.

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Old 08 September 2011, 10:59 PM
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Where is Lord Lucan?

Who was Jack the Ripper?

Did Hitler escape to Argentina, or did he come to the UK and spearhead the Labour Party??
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What's the optimal capacity mobile telescopic crane (including boom configuration and counterweight) to lift a 5000kg flare tip to the top of a 110m tall flare stack?
Old 08 September 2011, 11:01 PM
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what colour is my hair?
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what are saturdays winning lottery numbers
Old 08 September 2011, 11:02 PM
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Old 08 September 2011, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by jods
Cos I have a mahoosive ****

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Old 08 September 2011, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
why pay to get in to Wales, but pay nothing to get out of it
That's not a charge to enter Wales - It's a charge to leave England.
Spend too much time across the bridge and the only thing you'll be entering are whales - have you SEEN Cardiff on a Friday night




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Old 08 September 2011, 11:04 PM
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Which engine creates the most noise, as measured in the approach phase?
Is it the RR RB211-524HG or the RB211-524HG/T.
Old 08 September 2011, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimbob
Where is Lord Lucan?

It's a secret

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Who was Jack the Ripper?

Queen Victorias Dr. {Gull} check out a painting

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Did Hitler escape to Argentina, or did he come to the UK and spearhead the Labour Party??
He is alive and well and living in "New" Germany (Shamefully)

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Old 08 September 2011, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by SirFozzalot
What's the optimal capacity mobile telescopic crane (including boom configuration and counterweight) to lift a 5000kg flare tip to the top of a 110m tall flare stack?
Tough one....


Employ 500 midgets and get a lot of sand to surround stack with a 10 degree incline and whip them until they push it to the top (employ logs to facilitate rolling)


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Old 08 September 2011, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
what colour is my hair?
Despite your name - your hair has no colour at all - It is purely other peoples interpretation of Photon Electron Scattering and their Rod / Cone receptors and optical nerve transmissions.


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Old 08 September 2011, 11:17 PM
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What is the point of life if the rest of eternity is a dark blackness of nothingness?
Old 08 September 2011, 11:17 PM
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If god is benevolent, why did he invent arsegrapes?
Old 08 September 2011, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan
Which engine creates the most noise, as measured in the approach phase?
Is it the RR RB211-524HG or the RB211-524HG/T.
Noise is subjective - If no-one is there then noise does NOT exist.
Noise is only experienced by air pressure facilitating movement of tiny hairs in ears (for humans)



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Old 08 September 2011, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jods
Despite your name - your hair has no colour at all - It is purely other peoples interpretation of Photon Electron Scattering and their Rod / Cone receptors and optical nerve transmissions.
People's.
Old 08 September 2011, 11:20 PM
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What is existence?
Old 08 September 2011, 11:20 PM
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What is on the outside of the universe?
Old 08 September 2011, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Silver Angel
what are saturdays winning lottery numbers
4 - 17 - 20 - 26 - 29 - 36

Guaranteed!


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Old 08 September 2011, 11:23 PM
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express 22/7, to its last decimal place.
Old 08 September 2011, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
What is the point of life if the rest of eternity is a dark blackness of nothingness?
Your assumption is flawed. You will exist repeatedly - Your atoms will disperse for eons and will eventually find themselves again and you will live again - sadly your dress sense and jokes will not have improved any.



Or you driving skills




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Old 08 September 2011, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
If god is benevolent, why did he invent arsegrapes?

Old 08 September 2011, 11:30 PM
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What is the ultimate question if the answer is 42?
Old 08 September 2011, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
If god is benevolent, why did he invent arsegrapes?
God does not exist except in your conscience - If you have arsegrapes it is because, deep down, you want someone poking them back in with a gloved finger

That or he does exist and he has a twisted sense of humour


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Old 08 September 2011, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by birchy2010
What is the ultimate question if the answer is 42?
ask the mice!!!


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