is Newcastle really that bad?
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is Newcastle really that bad?
We just got the call that my wife's mother, who's been residing in a home up North, has passed away during the night.
Sobbing, my wife put down the phone and said to me, "At least she's gone to a better place."
"Love, I know Newcastle is a $hithole," I replied, "but, worse than Hell?"
I had a young Indian boy staying at our house for a couple of days. Knowing that he was unaccustomed with our western ways, I decided to give him a tour of the house.
"This is the lounge. This is where we watch TV and relax. This is the bedroom. This is where we sleep"
"Ah, I recognise that I smell. This where I can go to the toilet?" he asked.
"Feel free", I replied "but this is where my wife tries to cook!"
All men like to think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.
The problem is that, after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac doesn't.
I'll get my coat, shall i?
Sobbing, my wife put down the phone and said to me, "At least she's gone to a better place."
"Love, I know Newcastle is a $hithole," I replied, "but, worse than Hell?"
I had a young Indian boy staying at our house for a couple of days. Knowing that he was unaccustomed with our western ways, I decided to give him a tour of the house.
"This is the lounge. This is where we watch TV and relax. This is the bedroom. This is where we sleep"
"Ah, I recognise that I smell. This where I can go to the toilet?" he asked.
"Feel free", I replied "but this is where my wife tries to cook!"
All men like to think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.
The problem is that, after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac doesn't.
I'll get my coat, shall i?
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you have to be careful on her now. no racist, sectarian, bigotted, kiddy or otherwise jokes as i am likely to offend someone. mother in law jokes are only so funny ya know.
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