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Old 02 September 2011, 02:12 PM
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So whats all this Swag and swagger and jagger bullsh*t about?

Seems to be cropping up in songs all the time and hearing people saying it...
Im sure snetters will know the correct meaning
Old 02 September 2011, 02:28 PM
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Clearly, one is just not gangster enough.
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Something to do with individual dress/fashion sense I believe.


Or copying it, or something like that.

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1. Swagger Jagger.

A ****, pointless song with stupid lyrics made by Cher Lloyd

Me: You heard that song Swagger Jagger?
You: Yeah, it's ****ing ****.
"Swagger Jacker" it is supposed to be by all accounts.
Old 02 September 2011, 03:04 PM
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Sums it up nicely;

Swagger Jagger

A miss interpretation/ Miss hearing of "Swagger Jacker".

Commonly misheard by uneducated, illiterate teenagers, who think they are "Gangstar as F***".

The term is infact Swagger JACKER: Someone who "Jacks" your look, style, sound etc... Taking it and passing it of as their own look/Material/ ****, Etc....
"Yagetme"?

If they spent more time listening and less time chatting **** they might manage to look a bit more "in" and less like the wet drip that they truly are.

Cher Lloyd hs produced a terrible CD using the miss interpretation "Swagger Jagger" Thus making her both a national laughing stock and an embarrassment to this country.
MISS INTERPRETATION: "Hnnnggggg, huh huh. check u owt lookina me cos im sumfink u wansa be me u is a pure swagger Jagger. get ya own ****".

CORRECTION:
"Help! Help! Someone call the police. Someone has HighJACKED my swagger and I would like it back with immediate effect. It still had all my best bling on it and my only limp".

"Excuse me officer, that young man over the street looks to be scoping to jack someone else's swagger and I believe him to be a professional swagger Jacker. Please look into it further as I have been practising my swagger for many years and wish to keep it in the family".

Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=5926632
Old 02 September 2011, 03:23 PM
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Middle age berks like me think it's some bizarre tribute to the Rolling Stones


I've now got bragging rights to be "wiv it"
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Wonderful. I simply can't wait to see the expression on the face of the youngster I correct with the above information.


"Actually young man..."
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They would probably just stab you in the face for dissing them yo!
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How uncouth!
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They are not the most sophisticated of people these stabby youths.
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Originally Posted by deepy
CORRECTION:
"Help! Help! Someone call the police. Someone has HighJACKED my swagger and I would like it back with immediate effect. It still had all my best bling on it and my only limp".
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I am so glad this gansta **** does not translate into German, plus it seems most German kids have more common sense and respect.
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Middle age berks like me think it's some bizarre tribute to the Rolling Stones

Yeah, I thought the same when I saw the title.

Chip
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I did jacker my swagger from Jagger.

Am I cool yet?
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Originally Posted by deepy
Sums it up nicely;

Swagger Jagger

A miss interpretation/ Miss hearing of "Swagger Jacker".

Commonly misheard by uneducated, illiterate teenagers, who think they are "Gangstar as F***".

The term is infact Swagger JACKER: Someone who "Jacks" your look, style, sound etc... Taking it and passing it of as their own look/Material/ ****, Etc....
"Yagetme"?

If they spent more time listening and less time chatting **** they might manage to look a bit more "in" and less like the wet drip that they truly are.

Cher Lloyd hs produced a terrible CD using the miss interpretation "Swagger Jagger" Thus making her both a national laughing stock and an embarrassment to this country.
MISS INTERPRETATION: "Hnnnggggg, huh huh. check u owt lookina me cos im sumfink u wansa be me u is a pure swagger Jagger. get ya own ****".

CORRECTION:
"Help! Help! Someone call the police. Someone has HighJACKED my swagger and I would like it back with immediate effect. It still had all my best bling on it and my only limp".

"Excuse me officer, that young man over the street looks to be scoping to jack someone else's swagger and I believe him to be a professional swagger Jacker. Please look into it further as I have been practising my swagger for many years and wish to keep it in the family".

Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=5926632

Crikey that's a bit deep.....

After all she's a teeny bopper from Malvern; a tiny village in the middle of some hills outside of Worcester. Its about as 'gangsta' and 'urban' as Chipping Norton..home of the Rollright Stones (see what I just did there? ).

Seriously the place doesn't even have a Burger King, let alone an urban slum to have homies rollin' in da hood. However, there is an Ex MOD research facility and a rather quaint Victorian train station.

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We do have a McDonalds & free mineral water & Nigel Kennedy &..
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