For Trout - Actresses ... as cars.
20 August 2011, 03:09 PM
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For Trout - Actresses ... as cars.
A bit of fun here, to cheer up Trout, as I know how terribly upset he is at the state of SN lately.
Basically, think of your favourite Actress, and describe her attributes as you would a car
20 August 2011, 03:20 PM
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Salma Heyak; Big headlamps and a tight gearbox
20 August 2011, 05:18 PM
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Megan fox - comfortable ride, decent modifications, plenty of miles left!
20 August 2011, 05:19 PM
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Megan fox - comfortable ride, decent modifications, plenty of miles left!
I'd test drive it
20 August 2011, 05:35 PM
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Salma Heyak ... a tight gearbox
You wish
TX.
20 August 2011, 05:45 PM
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Katie Price = TTRS - no matter how much lipstick you put on it - it is still a plain old Golf in a tart's dress
20 August 2011, 05:47 PM
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Rachel Weisz
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Kerry Katona
20 August 2011, 05:58 PM
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Katie Price - bodywork looks ok superficially but the fanny needs its 20,000 **** re-tread.
20 August 2011, 06:07 PM
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Angeline Jolie - like a Porsche 911 - the wetter it is the more dangerous it gets!
20 August 2011, 06:10 PM
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Angeline Jolie - like a Porsche 911 - the wetter it is the more dangerous it gets!
20 August 2011, 06:14 PM
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...for you and me both
20 August 2011, 06:22 PM
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...for you and me both
You know me well!
P.S - how was the drive today?
20 August 2011, 06:28 PM
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Brilliant - I wish I had had my video camera set up - a couple of the roads were just brilliant. The Yorkshire Moors were also beautiful in the warm sunshine!
21 August 2011, 03:03 AM
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Evageline Lilly; Beautiful and racey in standard form, no modifications needed.
21 August 2011, 08:54 AM
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I had no idea who she was and then I found this bevvy of pics - fair enough
Mmmmmmm
21 August 2011, 09:07 AM
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Candis Cayne - Tesla Roadster - Looks good on the outside, but not what you expect under the hood.
21 August 2011, 10:10 AM
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Madonna - Porsche 911 - Very old model, but reinvented every few years.
21 August 2011, 11:00 AM
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Madonna - Porsche 911 - Very old model, but reinvented every few years.
The latest version looks very butch, and probably has a dry sump... but seems to be a magnet for gays
21 August 2011, 01:17 PM
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Briana Banks - just like a 911, it all happens in the rear
21 August 2011, 02:33 PM
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Brittney Skye - needs an experienced driver who can take control, and give the car a good thrashing down the open road.
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21 August 2011, 02:39 PM
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Amy Winehouse - Model cancelled due to poor handling and ongoing reliability & stability issues.
21 August 2011, 02:40 PM
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Pamela Anderson - any well used rally car - flaps have seen better days but you would still love a shot
21 August 2011, 02:41 PM
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Amy Winehouse - Model cancelled due to poor handling and ongoing reliability & stability issues.
.... although still likely to become a collectors classic in future years.
21 August 2011, 03:16 PM
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Heather Mills - Reliant Robin - Easily tips over around corners unless supported on one side.
21 August 2011, 03:32 PM
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Katie Price - Transit Van - Back doors are knackered
21 August 2011, 09:38 PM
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Katie Price - Range Rover Sport - A cheap immitation of a classy more expensive model, known to sometimes have had black footballers inside?
(a bit racist I know).
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22 August 2011, 12:25 AM
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Eva Mendes - a Ferrari 250 GTO - indescribably beautiful, fabulously expensive, completely worth it!!
22 August 2011, 10:09 AM
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Megan fox - comfortable ride, decent modifications, plenty of miles left!
I'll give you that but if you look closely she's stone chipped to bugg*ry!
22 August 2011, 10:12 AM
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Helen Mirren - E Type Jag - Classic good looks, although old, a bit difficult to start and probably leaks a "bit of oil" these days.
20 August 2011, 03:09 PM
For Trout - Actresses ... as cars.
