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Old 08 August 2011, 06:07 PM
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Really...the armed forces in middle east are training to come back and police us when the oil price spikes off the chart and we struggle to feed ourselves

Really... 9/11 was an excuse for the usa to do the same and now they're bringing their troops home just nicely in time with the coming oil/stocks/soverign debt calamity

Really...

keep em brief
Old 08 August 2011, 07:32 PM
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The riots in Tottenham etc are being managed by the Government to deflect criticism from the banking/Euro/Dollar crisis.
Old 08 August 2011, 07:48 PM
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Planes really are being used to drop mind altering chemicals on us.
Old 08 August 2011, 07:57 PM
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The Government has a very low frequency beaming device directed at me, destroying my cells and creating cancer
Old 08 August 2011, 08:09 PM
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The Government has a very low frequency beaming device directed at me, destroying my cells and creating cancer
"The Hum"

http://homepages.tesco.net/~john.dawes2/
Old 08 August 2011, 08:11 PM
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2012 will be an apocolyptic year the run up to which will see massive civil unrest and global financial meltdown.
Old 08 August 2011, 08:29 PM
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Rioting has broken out in Knightsbridge!!!
Large numbers of Footmen & House Maids have been seen looting Harrods of pate de fois gras & bottles of vintage port.
Old 08 August 2011, 08:31 PM
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Why not cut and paste MUS's posts? His naive mind has categorised most significant events as conspiracies......... None backed up with any evidence of course...........
Old 08 August 2011, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by legb4rsk
The riots in Tottenham etc are being managed by the Government to deflect criticism from the banking/Euro/Dollar crisis.
This one's spreading fast.
Old 08 August 2011, 09:10 PM
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There has long been the fear of major civil unrest in the govt. Just look back at the 1970s and the lengths certain organizations went to in order to get information on what was happening within these splinter groups. Since the problems in NI these issues have been ignored somewhat, then AQ and DE became the focus.

Whilst all this has been going on we have been slipping closer to the edge. The uk, and many other countries are now on the edge and it wont take much to tip us over and full scale national emergencies may well be on the cards. The splint groups no longer exist - its just the majority of the popn In some places!

Anyone who has been watching how CNI has been being protected over the last few years... something is coming. I hope its just a flash in the pan but I get that feeling we are in for a rough few years.
Old 08 August 2011, 09:48 PM
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men can't catch Aids from women
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Lets not overblow this, its bored urban ******* after some new trainers.
Old 08 August 2011, 10:01 PM
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I see London's burning is back on TV again after a long absence.

Ok, I'll get my coat.
Old 08 August 2011, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
The banking/Euro/Dollar crisis is being managed by the Government to deflect criticism from the riots in Tottenham etc ......

Dave
Plainly not true, the Government are holiday!
Old 09 August 2011, 12:17 PM
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I have not forgotten the Mayan prophecy about the 21st Sept 2012!

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The London riots were orchestrated by David Cameron to change Theresa May's decision to employ the zero tolerance US "Supercop" Bill Bratton to head Scotland Yard. (the Met needs him more than ever now!)
Old 09 August 2011, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
I have not forgotten the Mayan prophecy about the 21st Sept 2012!

Les
Watch this and relax a little Les.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zBqRLK_ESs
Old 09 August 2011, 04:55 PM
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we are living inside a giant computer program and individuals are being melted down to produce energy to run this computer program, there are a small bunch of people who have broken out of this program and are fighting against the creator's in an attempt to end it but if everything goes tit's up the whole thing will just be restarted from the last saved point

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Football is pushed at us by the Government as a means of controlling the male populous so they know where they are every Saturday IE in the pub and not in Whitehall kicking of over the price of stuff!
Old 09 August 2011, 05:35 PM
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Diana was not killed by a very drunk driver, but was murdered by a huge conspiracy headed by Prince Phillip
Old 09 August 2011, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
2012 will be an apocolyptic year the run up to which will see massive civil unrest and global financial meltdown.
Please, conspiracys only , don't post facts ,i thankyou.
Old 09 August 2011, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Lets not overblow this, its bored urban ******* after some new trainers.
Very accurate
Old 09 August 2011, 06:23 PM
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The banks are responsible for EVERYTHING!

They control the price of oil, gold, equities and bonds. Banks dictate exchange rates.

Banks had Diana killed, not Prince Philip or a drunk driver.

Pippa Middleton's **** has been paid for by a bank.

Scoobynet policy is secretly run by bankers.

Banks control the weather.

Banks control ALL governments.

Banks control the pricing of school holidays.
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Originally Posted by Trout
The banks are responsible for EVERYTHING!

They control the price of oil, gold, equities and bonds. Banks dictate exchange rates.

Banks had Diana killed, not Prince Philip or a drunk driver.

Pippa Middleton's **** has been paid for by a bank.

Scoobynet policy is secretly run by bankers.

Banks control the weather.

Banks control ALL governments.

Banks control the pricing of school holidays.
Again, conspiracies only please, not facts
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Tottenham hotspur fc started the riots so that their rubbish new stadium plans would get passed and also save on demolition costs.

Will also be their biggest crowd this season
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Lady Gaga is a woman.

Subaru to re-enter WRC with a Toyota derived Coupe and win hands down.

David Cameron will morph into a female, black, left wing, duffle coat wearing, lesbian and become a peace envoy to Iran.

Ed Milliband will become PM in a Military coup.

HM Forces will soon be reduced to the size of a militia.

We will use pieces of the ice cap as aircraft carriers in the future nuclear winter.

Osama Bin Laden is alive and well and smacking his bitches up in LA.
Old 10 August 2011, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan
Watch this and relax a little Les.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zBqRLK_ESs
Well I was not all wound up anyway, but as good as he is-he only may or may not be right!

The Mayans were very intelligent people too.

Les
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Originally Posted by Trout
The banks are responsible for EVERYTHING!

They control the price of oil, gold, equities and bonds. Banks dictate exchange rates.

Banks had Diana killed, not Prince Philip or a drunk driver.

Pippa Middleton's **** has been paid for by a bank.

Scoobynet policy is secretly run by bankers.

Banks control the weather.

Banks control ALL governments.

Banks control the pricing of school holidays.
They also control their own obscene salaries and even more obscene bonuses!

Les


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