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Old 06 August 2011, 03:23 PM
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WTF is this ****e muck they keep spewing out saying its live in the mix? Do these people even know what a turntable is? It sounds very much like autocued laptop pissmongery to me.

What a dire bunch of talentless cretins.

Glad I don't pay my TV License or I may have been slightly pissed!
Old 06 August 2011, 03:32 PM
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Who we On about?
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It's the future, grasp it. They're probably using Djay for iPad. PC's are **** for DJ's, tablets are fantastic. I was spat on for my CDJ's back in the day, and my backs covered in gob right now, but I'm right again.
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Originally Posted by JackClark
It's the future, grasp it. They're probably using Djay for iPad. PC's are **** for DJ's, tablets are fantastic. I was spat on for my CDJ's back in the day, and my backs covered in gob right now, but I'm right again.
Old 06 August 2011, 07:04 PM
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All Radio 1 Djs are mong feckwits. I've not tuned into it for years, The majority of music they play is ****. The rest is them talking ****! Chris Moyles for example, an absolute c*nt!
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Couldn't agree more Will!
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kutski ftw
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Pete tong,judge jule and kutski are the only radio 1 dj's i listen to theses day as the rest are sh*te.but i've seen Pete tong and judge jule dj with vinyl in the past.i thought cd/memory cards mixing was the norm for dj's these days
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
Couldn't agree more Will!
If you hate it so much, and have that opinion... why on earth are you listening to it? Is it just so you can post it here?
Old 06 August 2011, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Will
All Radio 1 Djs are mong feckwits. I've not tuned into it for years, The majority of music they play is ****. The rest is them talking ****! Chris Moyles for example, an absolute c*nt!


Old 06 August 2011, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy Tang
If you hate it so much, and have that opinion... why on earth are you listening to it? Is it just so you can post it here?
There is always one smart *** **** post, well done Andy!

Sadly no choice but to listen to it in work.
Old 06 August 2011, 08:52 PM
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So pretty much we have to agree with you??

It seems questioning your motive to post this makes me smart ****, and if I enjoy Radio 1 would make me wrong!

So really it's a post to vent your spleen, rather than offer an opinion! Enjoy!!
Old 06 August 2011, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by wrighty338
kutski ftw
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Old 06 August 2011, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy Tang
If you hate it so much, and have that opinion... why on earth are you listening to it? Is it just so you can post it here?
To be fair i suffer from this problem, every now and again i feel myself drawn to tune in, just to be reminded how ****ing terrible the station is. It also reminds you it is worth the risk of not paying your licence.
I gave up on music radio years ago.
Old 06 August 2011, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by 97TURBO
To be fair i suffer from this problem, every now and again i feel myself drawn to tune in, just to be reminded how ****ing terrible the station is. It also reminds you it is worth the risk of not paying your licence.
I gave up on music radio years ago.
I must say its pritty pants Radio 1,used to listen many years ago but today it does suck donkey dick.I do listen to BFBS though when i can
Old 06 August 2011, 10:20 PM
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its all about ibiza, but it sure aint about radio 1....

annie mac dj'ing is pretty good, tong is ok and jules back in the day crasher style was good.....

but then you get old.....
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I have listened to radio one since I was 16 and although a few dj's have done my head in they aren't as bad as the constant adverts that are on other stations

I actually thought this was going to be about a joke Ibiza remix that Daniel P Carter did this afternoon
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Bring back the Hairy Cornflake
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lol, i bet a few of the young `uns are thinking wtf is the hairy cornflake....
Old 07 August 2011, 06:48 AM
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I havn't found a radio station that doesn suck donky dick - with smeg on.
Old 07 August 2011, 01:11 PM
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Didn't know Radio 1 had any DJ's? "Radio Presenters" would surely be more appropriate!
Old 07 August 2011, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
It's the future, grasp it. They're probably using Djay for iPad. PC's are **** for DJ's, tablets are fantastic. I was spat on for my CDJ's back in the day, and my backs covered in gob right now, but I'm right again.
The future is software like Ableton Live with midi controllers. You can get controllers for Ableton as an app for the iPad.

DJ software for iPads are pretty basic.
Old 07 August 2011, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
The future is software like Ableton Live with midi controllers. You can get controllers for Ableton as an app for the iPad.

DJ software for iPads are pretty basic.
But you just said the future is controlled by an iPad. Djay is fantastic, and under a fiver!
Old 08 August 2011, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
The future is software like Ableton Live with midi controllers. You can get controllers for Ableton as an app for the iPad.

DJ software for iPads are pretty basic.
That's not quite true,minority DJ's starting using Ableton,but majority still using CD or Vinyls..

Ableton is nice piece of SW,i like the this SW,but for DJing i would go with CD or Vinyls

About the Ableton and DJing,Ableton is mostly used as "enhancing" mixes(with loops,effects),most DJs using Ableton with Virtual DJ,Traktor etc. just for "enhancing" or live playing acts(M.i.k.e.,Sasha,Deadmau5,Dj Hyper etc.)..

About the iPad and Ableton,Novation Launchpad or Korg Nano series is cheaper option

Jura
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Anyhow, back to the thread title, I swear I can hear the Radio 1 DJ's using the iPad, the bounce looping and scratching on DJay is distinctive. Better than most of the software based tools I've used but distinctive and you just know they all have iPads. I'll ask.
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I try listening to it every once in a while with the hope that I'd find some new talent worth listening to. Sadly I haven't found anything worth listening to in years.
Old 08 August 2011, 08:31 AM
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Shall I own up and say that I really enjoy Chris Moyles, he keeps my hour long commute sane, and I miss 'The Team' when they're not on - like the next two weeks.

Yes - occasionally he'll have a petty rant about something, but I can forgive him, as 95% of the time he is v amusing.

If/when he leaves Radio 1, I will stop listening, its the only prog I listen too now - too old!
If/when he leaves he will also take A LOT of listeners with him - he does have 7.7million regulars!
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Don't listen to Radio 1 often, but whoever the cretin who's been sitting in for Vernon Kay is, well shame on whoever made that decision. Just rubbish. Young, black and coooool. Give me strength.
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Don't listen to Radio 1 often, but whoever the cretin who's been sitting in for Vernon Kay is, well shame on whoever made that decision. Just rubbish. Young, black and coooool. Give me strength.
Some of the ones I assumed must have been black have turned out to be white which is a sign on the times considering some of the lost souls of Jamica I work with!

I'm not racist, honest!

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